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What would happen if I, a human, just suddenly appeared on the Lost Light?
Well, for starters, I'd probably give Swerve a heart attack. He dropped his energon cube. Tailgate, on the other hand, seems to think I'm the coolest new thing to happen to the ship since Rodimus got his new paint job.
I hope yal love it <3
Imagine if a human on the lost light jokingly said that humans could regrow their limbs if hurt, a day later they lose their freaking arm and one of the bots says, 'can't you just grow it back?'
Scary fucking shit.
Any bot who’s been on earth is the bot’s that know it’s a joke, but bot’s like Tailgate, Drift, and Pipes take you seriously.
So when you lose ur arm, Swerve and Rodimus are going bat shit crazy and screaming and ‘EWEWEWEW WHY SO MUCH BLOOD THOUGH?!’
Percy is low-key freaked out, (not from the blood, he just doesn’t like to see his friends/s/o scared), but he won’t say anything except run over to you and yell for someone to get Ratchet.
Ratchet is bitching because how the fRAG DID YOU MANAGE TO LOOSE YOUR ARM???
“Can’t you just grow it back?”
“GODDAMNIT TAILGATE IT WAS A JOKE.” you scream with tears in your eyes. “HELP. ME.”
SELFIE
I'm trying to imagine the aftermath of the last ask, everyone is traumatized/ a bit disturbed by the event but good news is the human gets a cool robotic limb? pretty sure some bots would wanna put in safety restrictions after the event so this NEVER happens again.
It happened in the first place because some bot’s misjudged now fragile we really are compared to them.
A lot of bots are traumatized because of what they saw;
A pool of blood.
The gaping hole where ur arm should’ve been attached.
Limp limb.
You were bawling your eyes out. No human has the kind of strength to not cry when losing a limb STFU.
Rewind recorded the last half of it. It showed you crying and blood and probably zoomed in on the wound.
It was later labeled as ‘Any bot who watches this and gets traumatized/freaked out is a pussy’. Whirl made it up as a challenge. (It was later banned by Ultra Magnus.)
Rung’s schedule was full for a few weeks ,:|.
After that, everyone’s super protective of you so you won’t have to relive it with another limb. there is more human-friendly stairs and equipment once your back out of the med-bay.
But you do get a pretty cool cybernetic arm Brainstorm made, (Don’t worry, Percy made sure the weapons he put in it were simple blasters. nothing more, nothing less), and he makes sure it’s human-friendly and easy to control.
Swerve throws a party at the bar to celebrate the day you’re arm stub is healed and you got the cool robotic arm.
Whirl challenges you to an arm wrestling contest and looses. he claims he was just going easy on you.
Oh, yeah, Tailgate thinks the arm’s cool in all, and he apologizes for not knowing. He was badly advised…
Hello!!! Chubs s/o for Rodimus, Megatron, Drift, Ultra magnus, Rung, Swerve, Whirl, and Cygate???
(OHH YESS. I lv chubs they’re so cute and squishy!!! Freaking best! But, i don’t think they even care. They don’t get to choose their alt-mode, but they can choose frame types and shit. Starscream changed his body in both TFP to Rid15 and also in Ex-rid. So they get to choose how they look. And I’d say ‘if they have the money’, but like, where did screamer go buff in rid15????)
Rodimus
He’ll make jokes in the beginning, (ex: lift you up and be like ‘woah ur heavy lol’) but if they really start to upset you or get out of hand he’ll stop.
He’ll carry you around everyone once in awhile, mostly on his shoulders.
Megatron
Is already super careful with humans, but you’ve been so nice to him, and you look so fragile.
He likes to carry you around in his hands. You’re kinda like a stress ball, but he doesn’t squish you, he just likes to rub your thighs and arms.
holomatter/mass displacement cuddles. Alright?
Drift
He doesn’t really treat you differently than he would if you weren’t fluffy. He just finds you super adorable. He often just likes to cuddle, and he’ll initiate it most of the time because he just looks at you and mentally goes ‘omg that’s MY s/o! … omg, I must cuddle…’
He’s great.
If you ever become insecure about how you look on the ship, he tells you there’s nothing wrong with you.
Affecting from him is never ending.
Ultra Magnus
Uhmm????
He doesn’t really care???
He can easily lift you up, even in his minimus form, (the smallest one), you aren’t much weight to him. He has a load bearer spark.
If you ever feel insecure, he’d notice and reassure you, no one here is going to judge you like a human would. Not on his watch! <3
Rung
You’re honestly the first human, so he doesn’t really care.
And he will make you feel better about how you feel about yourself. If your insecure and introverted, he really knows what to say!!
Swerve
You are the same size as him. And if you just throw your arms around each other’s shoulders it’s fucking adorable.
He doesn’t really care, his holomatter is the same way.But cute holomatter chub cuddles are definitely a thing!
Whirl
Can you shoot a gun? He’s in.
Cygate
The first time tailgate sees you ‘oh Primus! Look how cute she is Cyclonus!!’ and he’ll become your best friend on sight. He’s so friendly! He loves to hold your hand and hug you!!
Oh, course, cyc is jealous at first, but when he realized poly is a freaking thing you have become a THING.
And I imagine(after the thing happens with getaway); Cyclonus hugging Tailgate while he’s in his lap, and Tailgate hugging you, while you are in his lap. And your all holding hands. Together. It’s adorable!!!
Hello! can you do a stoner s/o with Ploy Cygate, (do you do poly?), poly RewindChromedome, Swerve, Whirl, and Rung? can bot's even get high off weed?
(Yeah! FUCK YEAH, I DO POLY. ha, you thought I was gonna say weed. Nah, I don’t care whether you do weed or not. My best friends are stoners so I don’t really care. But I’m not saying “go do weed, kids.” either. I myself is not one to go do that kind of thing.)
Tailgate Cyclonus Poly
Tailgate would be like ‘what’s this???’ while you’re high off your ass, he picks up a piece to see what it is and if you are lucky he won’t freak out, not that he knows what it is.
Tailgate is the one to laugh at all the dumb high scrap you do.
I don’t think bots can do weed, but I bet Tailgate would try to get high but to no avail.
Cyclonus is the kinda dad-boyfriend who stops you or hides it.
Cyclonus doesn’t care too much, but he’ll limit your intake, even if you whine and complain.
Rewind Chromedome Poly
Rewind and Chromedome don’t I don’t think they care whether or not you do drugs
Rewind definitely films you doing some shit you pull while your a kite
Domey would be like “Isn’t that stuff bad for humans???” “Nahhh.” “Alright, if you say so.”
They will limit your intake when they find out what it does to you though.
Swerve
Swerve’s seen those 70’s drug commercials, and he tries to persuade you to stop.
But he asks Brainy to make the holomatter avatars to react to things like weed and painkillers, it won’t kill him to try some, right?
Don’t worry, it doesn’t work. He’ll let you smoke in the bar after hours. Weed isn’t a weapon, but it does smell.
Whirl
Whirl’s all for it.
Definitely just there to see the dumb shit you do and make matters worse as much as he possibly can.
Since it’s a headcanon he will let his smol s/o sleep in the cockpit, he either hides the weed in there from Magnus or when you’re high off your ass you sleep in there. Just don’t piss on the floor of his cockpit.
Rung
Rung is an accepting person who wouldn’t care at first, but when you’re not acting like yourself it could spook him.
The first time he sees you high he furrows his brows and asks if you’re alright, but when he notices the drugs he puts two and two together. He gets you some water and waits it out till your sober again.
If anything, he’s a psychiatrist, a therapist. He’s going to try and stop your addiction.
And how the heck did you smuggle weed of board? And how much weed??
If you get so much as close as overdosing then he’ll hide it from you.
Or maybe I’m wrong because it’d be really funny to have him open his compartments to have backup bags of weed in them. He’d smell like it, too.
