#taintedopen

[finn-johnson]

I think the best thing about my birthday is the fact that i've bee able to maintain a stable birthday cake supply for the last four days. So far sixteen is looking good.

[duncanarnott]

My parents seem to be under the impression that because I'm seventeen now, I suddenly am going to have my life together. That's a good joke, but coming from a guy who has trouble finding the remote for the television most of the time, I don't see it happening any time soon.

[agatha-gundersen]

Can someone . . . uh . . lend a hand?

[pitythegirl]

I'm very discouraged by the lack of snow this year.

I'm missing out on a perfect opportunity to sing a Frozen song.

[harleycameron]

Do you think a Snuggie would be breaking the school dress code?

[newtonhalstead-blog]

Uh - that's my locker. Do you mind moving? Sorry.

[ashleighstiltner]

If one more person tries complains about being back at school to me, I'm going to whack them with a bat. Fucking deal with it.

[freddie-mcdermott]

I-I’m sorry, but I-I can’t take y-you seriously while y-you look like th-that.