#takezo

[sasakiikojiro]

[alchykiller]

March 2025 | Alchykiller

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[nerdstorming]

Your Honor,

I'd like to sue Takezo the Unrivaled on several charges.

Undue stress. He was supposed to die or surrender like all the others. Since I am the main character, he's supposed to die quicker. Except, I died quicker than quickness that quickened quickest.

He made me feel like a weak ass side character that can't follow the main character's fighting moves like in DBZ. At one point Your Honor, Takezo the Unrivaled had disarmed me and I didn't even notice until I was hitting him with flat palms *cries* and THEN I died.

For depleting my health bar by just the air that flows after the swing of his sword. Illegal brutality.

Takezo the Unrivaled chose a terrible environment knowing it was too small a space and the weather gave me frostbite. I need compensation to cover the medical bills. This should also include my therapy sessions for PTSD. That's "Post Takezo Stress Disorder" Your Honor... *uncontrollable wails*

-granted 5 minutes recess-

Just the sheer disrespect when I'm giving the fight all that I've got and he has the nerve to say "make it memorable"! Mf, I can't breathe at this altitude! What do you mean???!!

And last of all, the littering. It may seem petty but he is a role model with responsibilities. He can't be going around defacing the pristine environment of Ezo with the names of his unsuspecting, innocent, and completely sane victims.

Thank you, Your Honor.

*Gets wheeled off the stand in a hospital bed with life support machines trailing behind*

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[hakkk0]

What name do y'all use with him? Takezo or Musashi??? Bc I feel there's such a big difference between the two... Like, Takezo is who he is, yk??? Like, the philosopher, the man who takes care of Iori and loves Otsu, right??

And Miyamoto is just the guy who's into fights, who fought the 70 Yoshioka, I just think there's such a big difference between them two

And I just really wanna know what ppl think ab this, so please let me know ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[boydswan]

“I polish the souls of samurai. I do not sharpen murderous weapons.” SAMURAI II: DUEL AT ICHIJOJI TEMPLE · 続宮本武蔵 一乗寺の決闘 (1955, 稲垣浩)

[squishypanick]

[shit-tests]

Siempre hay tiempo para ser mejor

[ashitanozak]

From Shinmen Takezō to Miyamoto Musashi…