#taking a message

[craw-messenger-official]

...have yall put kratt on trial yet

CAW! Not yet, but believe me, the moment I have time, it’ll happen!

[craw-messenger-official]

If you suddenly became a higher being, what would you do with your new power?

CAW! Oh I have PLANS if this happens. First thing. Exhaust Organ? Gone. Greymoor’s pollution? Cleaned. Fill it up with plants the way it should be. Make the air breathable again.

But where will the Citadel’s waste go? Second thing. No more Citadel. Destroy the whole dang thing EXCEPT that all the gold and shiny stuff gets brought to Craw Lake. That also means getting the Moorbugs over in east Greymoor better jobs working for us as, like, probably farmers or Craw Summons enforcement or something.

Oh and speaking of Craw Summons enforcement, THIRD THING. I personally use my infinite higher being knowledge to track down every who’s ever wormed their way out of a trial and deliver judgement myself. THERE IS NO ESCAPING JUSTICE.

Of course realistically I’d try bringing Takkshi back first but - no, can’t let myself think about that, no false hope.

Fourth thing! Cover Pharloom in glitter. EVERYTHING SHINES. EVERYTHING GLITTERS. There is no possible problem with this.

[craw-messenger-official]

(You are now

GREEN

Mwahahaha!!!!)

GET GREENED IDIOT WMAMANWAAAA

-The Anon who Greeens

What? What are you talking about? I don't... huh?

How did you

What did you

HUH?!?

CAW?!? CAW?!?!??!

[craw-messenger-official]

Chance time!

Will you get:

A: Fried.

B: Baked.

Or.... C: Sauteed!

BECAUSE TODAY, IT'S TIME FOR COOKING WITH WILLOH!

@willohfficial

<The Nosk, seeing Willoh arrive, lets out a bloodcurdling scream of absolute terror. It knows its time is running out.>

(Rolling the dice of fate - 1-2 A, 3-4 B, 5-6 C…

It’s a 5 - sautéed!)

[craw-messenger-official]

Well now that @craw-boy-news and @craw-mailbox-official have brought their news to pharloomblr, it seems there’s a bit of a craw news feud taking place! Now, this poses a problem for me, because when I’m called upon to deliver a Craw Summons to an important victim - CAWgh - defendant, through which news blog am I to spread the word that some important fellow is soon to meet their end, that is to say, be justly tried?

Well, I certainly hope one of them makes me some kind of offer soon… I take just about any bribes… nudge nudge…

Ooc: unless I’ve misread this situation entirely, in which case just ignore this lol

[craw-messenger-official]

Did you ever know about Verdania? (Since it's so close to Greymoor)

We were aware of the old tunnels bordering Craw Lake, yes, and some elders recalled tales of a lush landscape there back before the Shitadel was established, but we did not truly understand the scope of the kingdom that bordered ours until the old Green Princes of the Kingdom joined Pharloomblr (speaking of, I wonder how they’re doing? Wasn’t one of them turned into tea and drank by an IRS agent?)

[craw-messenger-official]

hi its me :) i brought the drawing reme-

OH WHAT HELP OH MY HIGHER BEINGS STARS HELP ME WHAT IS THAT HELP

@mossyvessel-vern

<The Nosk is uncoordinated, chaotically destructive - which serves as a good thing, as it's less focused on killing any one particular bug. It becomes clear it's indecisive; torn between the possibility of feasting on a Weaver or a Vessel.>