"Coyote's Super Duper Talent Show Extravaganza!!"
written by Meta Ai
(version : meant for kids of ages 5-7)
(Date: January 8, 2025)
Croaky the coyote yelled, "WOOHOO! Welcome, everybodi! Tonite we got TALENT!! (airhorn sound: HONK HONK!)"
A buncha animals showed up, but they all looked reeeally bored. Whiskers the cat was first up. She got on stage and went, "Meow... meow... meeeoow..." (yawn) Zzz...
Next was The Masked Marvels, a trio of raccoons. They juggled some stuff, but then they dropped it all and went, "OOPS! (banana peel sound: SPLAT!)" The crowd was like, "Meh..." (cricket sounds: CHIRP CHIRP)
Then this opossum dude came on and went, "Blllllleeeeep blop bloo beeep!" (beatboxing sounds) He was pretty okay, but then he farted really loud (PARP!) and everybody was like, "EW!"
A pigeon got up and recited some super boring poetry. It was like, "The sun is shining, the birds are singing... zzz..." (snore sounds)
Somebody in the back yelled, "WHERE'S THE SNACKS?!"
(rumbling stomach sound: GRRRR)
Just when everybody thought it was gonna be a total snooze-fest, a snake popped outta nowhere and went, "HSSSS! (snake hiss sound)" and started doing some crazy contortionist stuff!
The crowd went, "WHOA! (gasps and applause)" But then they all got bored again...
Croaky was like, "Uh, yeah... I guess we gotta pick a winner or something..." But nobody cared, so they just gave everybody a participation trophy (confetti sound: POP POP POP!) and called it a day...