#talkingtobarnes

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*Ding Dong*

Me:Hello Sir.

Barnes: Hey ...

Me: I'm here to offer you a a box of marshmallows and chocolate.

Barnes: Well, how much did it costs ?

Me:...

Barnes:...

Me: A KISS !!!!!!!

Barnes: *BANG* *THE DOOR IS CLOSED*

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Ben: Hi, I'm Ben Barnes ...

Me: HI !

Ben:...

Me:...

Ben:...

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Ben:...

Me: Would you mind to getting more close to me ?

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Me: HI MR. BEN BARNES

Ben:...

Me:...

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Ben:...

Me:Can you hug me now ?

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Me married with Ben Barnes :

Me: Morning sweetie

Ben: Morning! *sweet kiss*

Me: Here, have some breakfast!

Ben: Well, I don’t know … I have a photoshoot today …

Me: What’s the problem?!! Come on, eat some cake, bread, some cookies, waffles, MARSHMALLOWS. I also brought you tea, cofee and milk.

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ON THE PHOTOSHOOT SET :

Ben: IT’S MY FAT HIPS ISN’T IT? SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME NOT TO HAVE BREAKFAST.

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Ben: Why you are so fanatic on me ?

Me: Did you saw yourself in the mirror ? Did you watched you interviews ? Did you watched your movie ?

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Me: Come on Ben !! Your favorite Tv Show is already starting !

Ben: WHAT HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY REMOTE CONTROL?

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*Shower noise*

Ben: *holding the sword he takes from narnia's set*.

Ben: THERE ARE SOMEONE THERE ??

Me:*Putting the head off the bathroom stall *

Me: Easy honey, i'm just taking a bath !!

Ben: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN MY HOUSE !!

Me: Is OUR house Ben ... Remember ?

Ben: NO, I DON'T !

Me: Honey, back to bed and sleep a little more okay ? You're delirious !

Ben:...

Me:...

Ben:*back to bed very confused*

Me: He believed me ! Now we can be happy together !

Me: Is me a manipulated bitch ?

Me: Naah, i just i'm love =D

(okay, i'm crazy ... sorry of this doesn't make sense haha)

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