#talon shitposting

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Moira: Why is Sombra suspended in the air?

Sigma: She has done an act so unspeakable and disrespectful.

Sombra: I ate the last oreo and papacito got mad.

Sigma: I CALLED DIBS YOU FUCK

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Sombra: you're old and not with it, papacito.

Sigma: I'm just as hip as you.

Sombra: *laughs*

Sigma: I ain't fluxing with that vibe homegirl

Sombra: I-

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sombra: you need to be happy. here.

reaper: *squints as sombra gives him a piece of cake*

sombra: trust me.

- 4 hours later -

reaper: *giggles*

moira: what did you put in that cake?

sombra: lots and lots of weed.

moira: ...give some to Doomfist, please.