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Jeff: Let's buff Tracer

Blizzard: No

Jeff: alright imma head out

#this is an obvious shitpost #in all seriousness #jeff will be missed #overwatch shitposts

Bastion: *makes odd noises while watching TV*

Orisa: What are you talking about...?

Bastion: *Whirls seductively*

Orisa: FOR FUCK'S SAKE THAT'S A TOASTER YOU'RE HORNY ABOUT AND YOU WILL NOT MATE WITH IT

#ORISA #bastion #overwatch shitposts #overwatch orisa #overwatch bastion

Sombra: you're old and not with it, papacito.

Sigma: I'm just as hip as you.

Sombra: *laughs*

Sigma: I ain't fluxing with that vibe homegirl

Sombra: I-

#sombra #gravityhack #sigma #overwatch shitposts #talon shitposting

tracer: *laughing hysterically*

ana: what's so funny????

tracer: I ATE THIS BROWNIE RIGHT

ana: oh boy

tracer: AND I REALIZED THAT TORB IS A LITTLE IKEA HOBBIT

ana: you're not wrong

tracer: THEM TINY KNEECAPS WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

#high tracer is the best tracer tbh #ana amari #lena oxton #tracer #overwatch shitposts

shitposting, but with some voice lines used in overwatch, #1

DVA: A giant gorilla, just like in those old video games.

Winston: *gets approached by DVA*

DVA: *hands Winston a banana* uwu

Winston: I do NOT want a banana.

McCree: Why tf is there so much peanut butter-

Winston: *screeches* DID SOMEBODY SAY PEANUT BUTTER

#overwatch shitposts #overwatch #overwatch winston #DVA #jesse mccree

Ashe: Bob.

BOB: *looks in the direction of Ashe*

Ashe: You need a girl to love. I set you up on a date?

BOB: *narrows his eyes*

Orisa: Greetings, Ashe.

BOB: *makes eye contact with Orisa*

BOB:

BOB: *blushes*

Orisa: S-Senpai

Ashe: WHAT IN TARNATION-

#overwatch shitposts #overwatch orisa #ashe overwatch #elizabeth ashe #bob do something

Orisa: DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE ERROR 404 LANGUAGE DISC CANNOT FORMULATE SENTENCE STRUCTURE

Brigitte: What's wrong???

Junkrat: *walks into the room naked*

Brigitte: BLEACH MY EYES

#overwatch shitposts #ow shitposting #orisa #brigitte lindholm #junkrat #overwatch orisa

Happy trans day of visibility to the OW community. Remember, never stop being you for the comfort of others.

*cue trans flag colored tracer skin*

#not a shitpost #overwatch #trans pride #trans day of visibility #lgbtq

Dva: Dad, no.

Soldier 76: Don't you touch my daughter, you weirdo.

Dva: I love him, daddy! It's not a phase.

Soldier 76: Hana, get into the car.

Reaper: Stop it, Hana. You can only call ME daddy.

Soldier 76: *visor scans* I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHT

Reaper: *phantoms* LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#dva #soldier 76 #jack morrison #reaper #gabriel reyes #overwatch shitposts #overwatch

alternative names for

sigma: gravity gramps

sombra: hack attack

orisa: she protecc

bastion: he attacc

tracer: gay nyoom

genji: the healthier alternative to naruto

reinhardt: germanic land santa

torbjourn: hobbit man

echo: 3d copy machine

Zenyatta: omnic balls

baptiste: that drunk uncle

lucio: the hip-hopping hippie that's hella swifty

reaper: the guy your mom warned you about

#ow #overwatch shitposts #overwatch #these are so random but come on #these are kinda funny

Music: Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor.

Lucio: LET'S BREAK IT DOWN

Music: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#overwatch shitposts #overwatch #lucio #lucio overwatch

Genji: *picks up ramen with his chopsticks*

Hanzo: GENJI NO

Genji: Brother, what the fuck???

Hanzo: Look.

Tiny Dragon: *chirps and sighs in the bowl of ramen because hot tub noodles*

Genji: ...

Dragon: uwu

Hanzo: Do not disturb him. He has been through lots of training and needs a warm bath.

Genji: BRUH I JUST WANTED RAMEN AND THIS LIL SHIT--

#shimada brothers #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #overwatch shitposts #overwatch

Ana: *casually dragging Reinhardt to her house*

Pharah: Mom.

Ana: *acting like she doesn't hear her daughter*

Pharah: For the love of all that is good and pure, stop kidnapping him with sleeping darts. That's not normal.

Ana: Neither is letting Angela walk around in short skirts and not banging that ass.

Pharah: I fucking hate it here.

#overwatch #pharah amari #ana amari #overwatch shitposts

Tracer: Amelie! I got you something!

Widowmaker: I don't want your affect-

Tracer: *hands her a baguette*

Widowmaker: I APPROVE OF YOUR GIFT SO EXCUSE ME WHILE I EAT CARBS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE A MONTH

Tracer: uwu

#tracer #lena oxton #amelie lecroix #widowmake #overwatch shitposts #overwatch

Moira: Why is Sombra suspended in the air?

Sigma: She has done an act so unspeakable and disrespectful.

Sombra: I ate the last oreo and papacito got mad.

Sigma: I CALLED DIBS YOU FUCK

#overwatch talon #talon shitposting #overwatch #moira #siebren de kuiper #sombra #olivia colomar

Hanzo: Why must you inhale tobacco fumes while fighting?

McCree: It ain't tobacco.

Hanzo: ?

McCree: It's high noon. *takes a hint of a fat blunt*

Hanzo: ffs

#hanzo shimada #jesse mccree #mchanzo #overwatch shitposts

Cat: meow

Orisa: *barks*

Mccree: Down, girl.

Orisa: empathy module not responding. Cats are from hell and they are not welcome in-

Cat: *rubs up against McCree and purrs*

Orisa: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.... ATTACK MODE ENGAGED

#overwatch shitposts #jesse mccree #overwatch #overwatch orisa #cats are dicks

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