Tamatoa
oh my god
My NOTP for them: I cannot get behind Moana/Tamatoa. She’s canonly sixteen, and I find that discomforting.
My BROTP for them: I am absolutely all for pre-leg-off-ripping Mauatoa (Maui/Tamatoa) friendship. Or an AU where he, Maui and Moana are all friends. Also I really want a Tamatoa and Mabel friendship to be a thing.
My OTP for them: Apparently Tamaralph?
My second choice pairing for them: Polyamorous Murder Trio.
My fluffy pairing for them: Tamaralph, or at least after they’re a bit more of an honestly official thing. Polyam Murder Trio is also mostly fluff.
My angsty pairing for them: Pre-honestly-official-thing Tamaralph would probably be a bit vaguely angsty. I guess Polyam Murder Trio would also be partly angst.
My favorite poly ship for them: Polyam Murder Trio.
My weirdest pairing for them: Oogie, because of that one post. (It wouldn’t last long.) I did have a brief moment where I thought about what it’d be like if he and Descendants!Maleficent were a thing, half for the joke of “we don’t know who Mal’s dad is so…” and half because of a non-Disney animated film their voice actors were in, but then… well, I ranted enough about that movie’s ending during my liveblog of it, so… yeah… no.
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