The official Eurovision 2019 grand final running order
3. The Wiggles- except this time, they are also fuckboys
5. Just having a good ol’ shower cry, don’t mind him
6. Daycare programming, complete with high chair
7. Your uncle’s six-beers in and going absolutely buck wild on the karaoke machine again
8. First semester intro to women’s studies
9. A living, breathing, 😃 emoji
10. The EXACT couple who blocked the hallway back in high school
11. This sexualized lamp:
13. Pearl. - Steven Universe (Cartoon Network, 2013)
14. Convincing bootleg Freddie Mercury
15. You, acting an absolute fool on your living room sofa trying to joik along:
“NAH HNNNG HUNNNN NAH HURRRR NNNMMM NAH HURRR UMMMN NAH HUH NRRR NAH-”
17. THE least karaoke-friendly song of the year by a whip-cracking, cock-and-ball-torturing landslide
19. The one JESC contestant that got away
22. The obligatory dad song- a classic ESC staple
23. Ironically, she’s not wearing a crown
24. *Spongebob narrator voice* “Ahh, ze thirst vote...”
25. *NASA voice* “Houston, we got a banger...”