Professor: How are you all doing?
Buttercup: I'm... breathing.
Bubbles: Setting the bar pretty low.
Buttercup: It's more than Blossom
Blossom, having a panic attack: Fuck you
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Professor: How are you all doing?
Buttercup: I'm... breathing.
Bubbles: Setting the bar pretty low.
Buttercup: It's more than Blossom
Blossom, having a panic attack: Fuck you
Amy: Happy New Year!
Tails: Happy New Year!
Sonic: Happy-
Sticks: A new year doesn't mean anything. Everything is still the same and nothing changes. We're just getting older and Earth is still dying. It's a pointless celebration.
Everyone else:
Sticks: Happy New Year!
Kaminari, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir?
Bakugou, genuinely disturbed: Do you think other people can't hear you?
Percy: If my S.O. ever dies, I'm getting this witchcraft shit popping. I'm getting my bitch back one way or another.
Ryuji: I wish there were hookers but for feelings.
Akechi: Excuse me?
Ryuji: You know, like... you hire one to come to your house, and they listen to you cry about life, and then you pay them a hundred bucks and you never have to see them again. How great would that be?
Akechi:
Akechi: The word you’re looking for is “therapist”.
Bellatrix: Sometimes Narcissa will ask me what I think I’m doing
Bellatrix: But really what she’s saying is to stop doing what I’m doing
Bellatrix: She doesn’t even care about my thought process
Lucius: It's unhealthy to eat after 9pm.
Narcissa, eating at 3am: Good thing time is an illusion.
Jason: *driving*
Dick: Didn't you see that sign?!
Jason: Yeah, what about it?
Dick: It says 40 and you're going 80!
Jason: Oh, that's just a suggestion.
Dick: IT'S REALLY NOT???