#tank thoughts

[the-californicationist]

Down the Hatch - Gaz x Female Reader - Gaz convinces you to fuck him inside a tank.

👀 fucking you say? In a tank you say? With Gaz you say?

Do tell me more. I am most intrigued

😅 im just inspired by this video from the clock app where a soldier is playing XXX by Kim Petras at full blast in a tank. i thought omg what a gaz thing to do. so maybe its a first date, sneak back onto base, hey-baby-wanna-see-my-tank situation? honestly, idek if you can fit two people in there, but its a fictional world i made up in my head, so if i say you can, then you can.

i think i just love the idea of you hanging out of the top hatch while gaz is eating you out from below? or maybe a reversal of roles? or maybe he makes you ride his fat dick while you are hanging out of the hatch, bobbing up and down, holding onto the metal edge, screaming for dear life?

anyway... just some tank thoughts.

[tangentofk]

I really want a Bridget Hoodie, but i feel like as a non-transfemme, I shouldnt wear it.

But ive love bridget forever— she’s always been my main. Her and Testament.

It just looks mad comfy, dude

[rosesongstress]

Today in why I hate tanking:

I don’t like Thousand Maws to begin with, but when the healer runs ahead and pulls more stuff while I’m still trying to figure out how the fuck to actually line shit up with Overpower it makes me annoyed. Especially when I ask them to please let me pull at my pace, and then they continue to be an ass about it. Enough so I can’t even kick them from party because they’re keeping up in combat or not rolling on items. Also they pulled a “boss” without anyone else being in the room.

The rogue who also called them out on their BS got my com and I think I got theirs.

[tankthoughts]

Tumblrbot trying to force social interaction on me???

[tankthoughts]

I think you know you’re in love when all those Kidz Bop songs start making sense.

[tankthoughts]

Buddy: being a furry is actually a really old fetish.

Me: would you say it's been around a dog's age?

[tankthoughts]

I’m gonna create a business that sells belt clips, fruits, and arranges travel by large boats. It’s gonna be called Buckle Berry Ferry. There’s gonna be arrows all over town pointing to the direction of the store that read “Buckle Berry Ferry: Follow Me.”

[tankthoughts]

Schrodinger's crush

Friend: so do you think they like you back?

Me: ...how the fuck would I know?

Friend: you could talk to them about it.

Me: right now they exist in a state of liking me and not liking me back. And while the latter is probably the case, I'm not ready to open that box yet.

Friend: you're either an idiot or not an idiot.

Me: oh I know I'm an idiot. I opened the box on that a long time ago.

Friend: well do you think they know you like them?

Me: my flirting is about as subtle as The Hulk after his 10th beer.

Friend: so you're okay not knowing?

Me: yes.

Friend: really?

Me: if they did like me too then suddenly all the things that would stand in the way of us having a relationship become a factor.

Friend: so?

Me: so I prefer not to be upset I can't be with someone I like who likes me back. I rather just like them from a distance and stay good friends. Just having someone this awesome in my life, that's enough for me.