So glad you're here!! ^_^ I am Cali, a fanfic writer (35, she/her, pansexual) who creates stories in the COD fandom and most of them are full of smut.
This entire blog is MDNI! No exceptions.
I block blogs that contain racism, TERFism, homophobia, body-shaming, slut/kink-shaming, ableism, minors, and drama/flaming. Don't like it? I don't care! Here's a lesson in fandom etiquette for you new people. <3
All of my writing, ideas, and (frankly stunning) graphic designs are AI FREE. This is a no AI zone! Fuck AI!
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Cali's Konig Fics
Cali's Long Fics - multi chapter; 10k+ words
Cali's Dark Fics - graphic violence; non-con; or character death
Cali's Gangbang Fics - TF141 gangbangs/group sex dynamics
Asks, reblogs, comments, and kudos are always welcome and appreciated, but I do not consent to any reposting, translations, or cross-platform re-uploading of any work (written or otherwise) that I produce, especially AI programs of any kind.
I am also unseaworthy on AO3. Please see individual works for tags. All reader-inserts are female. MDNI, no exceptions. DMs and asks are always open for chitchat. Enjoy!
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Call of Duty
🏥The Death and Rebirth of John MacTavish | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3
Soap x Anxious!Reader | Multichapter, In Progress (prob ~25K) | Teen
A soldier suffering from a traumatic brain injury will need to relearn everything from locomotion to language to emotional regulation. Fortunately, there's a cute volunteer at his rehab facility who visits every week to read him poems and help him remember why the struggle is worth it.
🐎Much Ado About You | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3
Gaz x Reader | Multichapter, 35K | Explicit
On the grounds of a beautiful villa in 16th century Sicily, you work alongside your closest friend Farah to keep the calvary supplied and armed. When the men return victorious from their latest engagement, Governor Laswell declares a month-long celebration. Which would be great, if Sergeant fucking Garrick wasn't going to be there the whole time.
❄️Critical Care | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3
Price x Reader | Oneshot, 10K | Explicit
John “the one who got away” Price is the last person you expect to rescue you from freezing to death in the Russian wilderness. Any hopes you have of gracefully rekindling an old flame are extinguished when you are thrust into the awkward situation of huddling together naked to survive the night.
⛓️💥Absconder | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3
Soap x Plus-Sized!Reader | Multichapter, 27K | Explicit
It has been years since an outbreak of undead decimated the male population, leading to the collapse of civilization and the rise of matriarchal "havens." Unwilling to be complicit in their enslavement of men for breeding and labor, you live as an independent nomad scavenging resources... until a dying man in restraints stumbles across your path.
💍Married to the Job | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3
König x Reader | Oneshot, 27K | Explicit
You are Hunter, an intelligence agent bound for Iceland to gather evidence against a smuggler. You must choose Gaz, Ghost, Price, Soap, or König to go undercover with you as your husband. Note: this is a collaborative choose-your-own-adventure work. My contribution is the introductory chapter and the König chapter - but please check out all the potential endings!
📗Creative Liberties | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3
Ghost x Plus-Sized!Reader | Multichapter, 41K | Explicit
As an administrator for the 141, you are wholly unprepared when a multi-chapter erotic friend fiction starring you and Ghost begins circulating around base, to the delight of literally everyone except you and him.
💌Not a Good Fit | Read on Tumblr | Read on AO3
Price x Reader | Oneshot, 10K | Mature
In a post-apocalyptic world, Price applies to be your partner in a breeding program. You reject him for a mysterious reason that he is determined to figure out.
Overwatch
🎲s/s dynamics | Read on AO3
Symmetra x Junkrat | Oneshot, 10K | Explicit
Symmetra and Junkrat are hopelessly attracted to one another, but as submissives, they are both waiting for the other to make the first move. When the sexual tension becomes too much to ignore, one of them needs to make a compromise.
🎄Blackwatch Ugly Sweater Party | Read on AO3
Blackwatch!Reyes x Reader | Oneshot, 3K | Mature
When you attended Blackwatch's Ugly Sweater Party for the holidays, you didn't expect your Commander's getup to be so… tight.
Date Everything!
☀️Too Close to the Sun | Read on AO3
Hector x Plus-Sized!Reader | Multichapter, 52K | Skippable smut in the final chapter, otherwise rated Teen
You catch the attention of the hunky Norwegian at your job and begin to exchange flirtations Thiscord messages. You are unaware that the words are not coming from him, but a shy secret admirer who has been peering at you through the vents for years.
Skyrim
🐲Fifteen Years | Read on AO3
Vilkas x Dragonborn OC | Oneshot, 9K | Explicit
Stressed and exhausted Dragonborn Avangeline does Vilkas a favor when he's at his worst. Fifteen years later, he returns to fulfill his debt.
And I have two more Skyrim fics but they kinda suck lol. If you're interested, they are on my AO3 profile.
If you made it this far, have a little Ghoap holiday fluff.
2026 Art x Fic Collaboration (The Grand Library F.K.A. 141 RECON Server) | Junepiter — Celestia (AO3 | Tumblr) (Galactic Knight!Johnny x AFAB! Reader) by @the-californicationist | Drawn on Procreate, Animated on Photoshop (No Process Video Because I am still working on it!)
This is the black and white version of the collab as I got hella swamped with freelance and won't be able to colour it until I fly back from my vacation in August ;w;. For now, here's a b&w GIF of Galactic Knight Johnny o vo)/
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cali cat {35/she} @the-californicationist - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag
