#tanner roark

[pitchburgh]

O, poetry, divine! Has Tanner Roark been this dreamy all along? Was I sleeping so soundly, to have overlooked this vision, this soft-haired, strong-armed Adonis?? Or is it the sweet honking of the horns, drifting like jasmine through the evening air over the bay, that casts such enchantments?

O, how sweet to awaken at last to the cowbell's dulcet cry! My eyes are open!!

(he was a Nat.... he was even in my DIVISION... but my GOD where was my feeble mind?? my foolish eyes!?)

[shortshortstop]

i feel like this is pretty accurate.. (idea cred: @andremarcusburky )

[gfbaseball]

Max Scherzer gets his first career stolen base - April 9, 2018

[joethornton]

└ 04/24/18 │nationals @ giants

[trea-zoomzoom-turner]

The mood for the season, people!!!!!

[uncertainwish]

i understand that chris sale is, objectively, a better pitcher than tanner roark. however, consider: tanner roark doesn’t look like the lovechild of a disastrous night where slenderman fucked a wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man

[curmudgeonness]

Having forgotten where he misplaced two of his children at, brother Tanner and his mate Scotty have decided to go for number five.  

The announcement came just after I recovered the two missing children (Sidney, the oldest, and Esteban) and aged them appropriately.  Since Scotty is at the fire station almost all of the time, Tanner gets to raise the kids.

On the seedy side of highway, pajama man Mikel and Quentin celebrated number three.

No one is having any girls... must be bad water...

[baseballin]