Most intriguing students? Oh! And why?
"Intriguing? Someone’s been reading their dictionary! Good on you, little grey face. First of all, can I just say that I'm glad bad boy Scamander's showing his face around here more? He may not be the twin into his parent's work but I'd let him care for my magical creature any day.
Slightly less intriguing, we have Roman Wood! Oh Godric, he's great. I just wanna poke him with a Quidditch broom and see how long it takes for him to explode. Who ever said I wasn't interested in science?
Next up, we have a two-for-one package deal: The Bones sisters. I don't know what it is about twins, but I just want a pair of my own. Sadly, these lovely ladies are sororal. What a drag. Like, whats the point of having a twin if you can't creep people out with telekinesis or whatever magical powers the identical ones come with? I'd say the only redeeming factor about them is that they look like they're at least three weeks away from a blowout fight. Can you say tension? One of them's a real peach, as well. I'll be taking starting bets on when they'll duel, after lunch.
Finally, my personal favorite, Tansy Brown. She's bright, she's opinionated, and she's generally well-liked. Whenever she's not hard at work trying to do a better job of figuring out the deadpool than our dear Minnie, she's smiling and joking like she's swallowed up a little bit of sunshine and wants to share.
. . .
Obviously, there's something wrong with her. I can't decide if she's the biggest beard for a deadpool cultist or if she's genuinely that fantastic. Either way, I'm pretty sure I want to marry her. If not for being the fabulous trophy husband of a dark witch, then figuring out what in the name of Merlin's blue balls she's smoking and getting some for myself.
But don't leave all the guesswork up to me, what do you think? Is she evil, or soaring above the rafters? Send in your owls, and we'l find out."