#taonpest

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

I love hearing your thoughts on this or that also the movie you likes seems interesting I plan to watch some of them because you're just. So passionate about them skskks :)

Also your art is worth the wait fr 👀

[memedievil]

You should make a most breedable ME character poll and include Zarok's sheep

You know what? Motion approved.

🅱️UT! we're gonna need some more candidates for that, so leave y'all suggestions here -> 📭 (comments/tags/DMs/whatever)

[evilblot]

I searched what to say for fucking hours and I found it.

I diagnose you with bitch that does NOT like religious stuff except when it comes to art oooooooo you're eating those paintings and sculptures Iconigraphy is your girlfriend

[avid-adoxography]

I will turn this into an interrogation. Who is that buckethead man and why do you love him, what made you go "oh, oh this one is getting in the lil f/o basket with the others" 🔫👀

What can I say, Bill Schwab literally woke up one day and went "What if I made the perfect man to ever exist" and on god he fucking delivered, he really did!!! 😳🫣😍😩🥴🥵

I mean. Look at him?? IDEAL MAN right here!!! 👇

He's built like a brick house yet him soft! He's a criminal but he's got a dream! His arms are made for crushing skulls and yet he bakes! He's got this gravelly intimidating voice but he still sings to his bimberry patch so they grow better! He walks around in BDSM gear* yet he's a shy af himbo scrimblo!!

Girl I can't, I'm‼️⛔💥 *crumples up and dies*

*: according to the art book and as shown in early designs, he was supposed to be shirtless and have his titties out, but they eventually gave him (and a lot of other characters too) a shirt to be child friendly. And I goT FUCKIGN ROBBED THAT'S WHAT I GOT GRRR BARK BARK SNARL BITE BITE BITE

[cvstodians]

What will happen if there's a perfect 50/50 on the Crisanta vs Laudes poll?

Tbh I think they should take a break and go drink some tea at the patio of the silent steps or something

Doesn’t look like it at this stage :’) but in that event I’ll either host another poll, or automatically send Ten Piedad through to the final round

[dongtopus]

You are a red-lipped bat fish (affectionate)

oh my godit's fucking grotesque I love it

That's an ocean bio-ship for tiny, Tiny lil guys doing deep sea earth exploration. they're about 4 grains of sand high

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

Hello I submit our beloved depressed wraith Raziel for the blorbo bingo <3

TWO ASKS FOR MY BOY!!! Okay here goes:

My disheveled depressed blue corpse son, my Skrunkly little scrimblo ... 🕍💀⚰️🧛🏻🌀 💙👻🗡️

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The free space is for Raziel's last gift for Kain: Hope ;)

Pretty privilege includes wraith form btw (I know zephon mocks his ass saying he's not Kain's pretty boi anymore but I have to disagree, he's still pretty to me)

I liked him as soon as the intro for Soul Reaver 1 finished, and my love for him only grew with each subsequent hour playing and with each subsequent game. Some reasons why (there's too many!!!!) :

HIS VOICE, THE ACTING, THE THEATRICALITY OF IT ALL, THE GESTICULATION THE DIALOGUE THE PHILOSOPHIZING THE MORAL GRANDSTANDING... Ugh I love his inner-monologues, his musings and narrations (guys... I-I... may have a type....)

Like, HIS WRAITH DESIGN! ALL HIS DESIGNS BUT WRAITH ONE IS SO UNIQUE AND MEMORABLE! I had seen his design before playing the games and it immediately grabbed my attention. I have never forgotten about it ever since I first saw it. The " no lower jaw no pants thing" he has going on, I love that he's self-conscious about his missing lower jaw so he hides it with his former cape/cowl. I love his low poly ass in SR1, his empty ass rib-cage,the very grabbable waist, the glowing blank eyes, the mascara running down his bony cheeks, his blue tits… I see a game that let you play as a disheveled corpse and I'm all in. In love with it immediately, and it pisses me off that I'll never look this good!

I love his animation for eating souls.

Shout-out also to his T-posing jesus thing he does to pass through grates!

I love his ability to shift between the material and spiritual relms sooooo much, the way the architecture and environments bend and twist, my beloved

I love him as a vehicle for you to go and explore the history of Nosgoth, the way you the player are just as clueless and ignorant as he is in a way that draws you to want to dive in deeper and deeper into this world, it's so well done

I love his Ouroboros-core ass and all that that symbolism entails, I love you doomed by the narrative but nevertheless never stop trying

I love you harrowing tragic experience after tragic experience, take my boy outta these situations but also don't because they're so good

I love you endings of Soul Reaver 2 and Defiance and what it does for his character, I love you hope and trust

I love how he's everyone's pawn and his attempts to free himself from that all throughout space and time

I love his utterly confused and lost ass

I love his history, both what is in the text and all the hints and details you can read into if you want, I've seen such good meta and headcanons! ALSO Everyone shut up and go read @razielim's Metasanguine for some delicious scrumptious raziel and his brothers' meta and empire era fleshing out of their characters.

I love his self-righteous indignation I LOVE YOU "YOU'RE A RIGHTEOUS FIEND AREN'T YOU APPARENTLY I AM" (allow me to toot my own horn and link to this art I did right after the ending of SR2 fucked me)

I love his character development

HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS KIN, ESPECIALLY KAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO HIM AND JANOS

HIS TIE WITH AND EVENTUAL REVELATION OF THE SOUL REAVER SWORD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SOUL REAVER 2 FUCKED ME UPPPPPPP AND HOW STUPID I FELT FOR NOT HAVING SEEN IT COMING I LOVE FEELING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT

Love his multiple incarnations throughout the many centuries (it's so good to see the many ways he has changed and the many more he may not have changed at all. ) THE FACT THAT THESE FOUR ARE THE SAME PERSON AND IT'S NOT JUST A CLUSTERFUCK THERE IS MEANING AND INTENT BEHIND THIS AND AAAARGHHH WHERE ELSE DO YOU GET THIS KINDA SHIT

I COULD GO ON AND ON YOU KNOW HOW IT IS...

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

Bizarro dream time from yours truly

I dreamt I was a monk in a Name of the Rose-style abbey in northern Italy.

 I had just started working in the Scriptorium copying old manuscripts and glanced over another brother's work, @razielim​, who was doing all sorts of wonderful obscene doodles like this:

I sent him notes in secret about how much I loved his work because I was too shy to tell him face-to-face.

@taonpest​ was tending the gardens and looking after the colonies of insects there like the silkworms. He had a pet, a colorful jumping spider the size of a small donkey he would ride on often.

@dongtopus​ was working on the forges as a blacksmith. Lately he had been busy making prosthetics with metal, wood and cloth for a hurt dragon we had on the stables (an arm and a wing for the beast I think), the wing looked like Da Vinci's flying contraption:

He would also feed the local nobility to the dragon with some veggies from our crops on the side.

It was a good dream.