here’s my lil list of some of my “fav” bury your gays moments in popular media. the scoring reasoning depends on what i find particularly homophobic/what i find particularly hilarious. (these are my thots, my opinions, feel free to add ur own)
aaaaaand we’re off to a terrible start! supposedly died because the actress had to leave the show. writers thought the Best way to handle this was to have her
2. have passionate, loving sex with gf
3. then get shot #gayrights :)
they get a .5 cuz apparently they eventually bowed to fan criticism and had her come back as an AI or something idk i don’t watch this stupid show it looks like it smells bad
Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
commits the unforgivable lesbian crime of dating one of the main cast, appearing on the show for two seasons, and admitting she loves her girlfriend. too bad so sad u get shot!
Score: 2 sweaty joss whedon hands out of 15 sweaty nerdy male writer hands, mostly cuz i can’t. really tell these two actresses apart. and then one of them went on to do a show where neil patrick harris aggressively reaffirms that straight ppl find him hilarious.
sure sure sure the musical about shitty ppl in new york in the sort-of-80′s has to have aids, and it’s popular with suburban milquetoast theatre kids from arizona so it can’t POSSIBLY be bad, right?
anyways a straight girl and the gayest character in the show both get aids, but the straight girl lives because her rat-looking bf plays her a shitty song, and so she can tell the cast that angel wanted her to come back.
Score: that one girl from every college musical audition who unironically wears a beret
ok this one is actually amazing cuz they did the whole bury your gays thing with a canon bi character, and then received a ton of criticism for it, decided to Bring Her Back, and then put her in a spin-off show as part of the main cast and fan-favorite where she *checks notes* gets in a relationships with another blonde lady who looks a lot like her, but anyone who knows white wlw irl shouldn’t be surprised.
Score: 20 mean gay baristas
Dorian Gray from Portrait of Dorian Gray
this lil guy is here cuz he’s a slut.
anyways oscar wilde wasn’t capable of writing anything other than gay metaphors, so homophobia is actually cool when gay ppl write about it. and this guy has rights because he fucks, and kills other gay ppl, which is like. not good? but my gay twink friends tell me this is just like grindr so what do i know.
Score: all the shitty jello shots given to me by shirtless gay men at my local gay bar
and last but certainly not least:
Castiel from Supernatural
show goes on for 15 years, gay baits its viewers for most of them, and then immediately kills the guy after he confesses his love to a man that looks like he hasn’t washed his ass in ten years. bonus points for both actors being their own special brand of trash.
managed to upstage the most historic presidential election to date, rumors of a russian dictator getting sick and stepping down, and just because his leaky walmart ass was so special, got to go to Super Mega Hell instead of regular ol’ hell like the rest of us El Gee Bee Tees. Love Wins!