#taravangians-storming-posts

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Can you imagine having only read Mistborn, don't know anything about cosmere, and you're like "oh, I think I'll peruse Kelsier's wiki page for fun"

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moash's vs adolin's snapchats to kaladin

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Therapists on Roshar in 50 years: oh yeah I'm trained in KBT (kaladin behavioral therapy)

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I finally looked up exactly how tall Kaladin is supposed to be and I'm pleased to report back that he could indeed punt Vin like a football

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shallan can tell her cryptic apart from the other cryptics because she's got good pattern recognition skills !!

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Anyway here is my magnum opus: skateboard kaladin webcore banner

static version below the cut

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can't see shit in here *snaps kaladin like a glowstick*

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If Brandon wanted max mental trauma on the max number of characters, killing Adolin Kholin next book would be a real bang for his buck