Moash/El list requested by anon. :)
El and Moash share a name (Vyre), but what if they shared something else...aka, love? And then what if they needed some date ideas? Well, here's a list of perfect date ideas, just for them...
El loves humans, after all.
El: Just look at them all.
El: Big, small. Hurrying, relaxed. All of them flowing past us in one huge mass of humanity.
El: Beautiful.
Moash: ...
Moash: We have been sitting here for three hours now!
Moash used to work on caravans. It would be nostaligic for him.
El: So the idea is to...just go across the countryside in this vehicle?
El: To no particular location or purpose?
Moash: It's a road trip, man.
Moash: It's all about the journey, the food, the random messes you get into along the way!
El: ...
El: Marvelous.
El: "Come! Pour another drink into my now-empty glass."
El: "My glass, now empty? Another drink, poured, comes."
El: What do you think? Will that poem resonate with the denizens of this bar?
Moash: Uh...sure.
El loves to look at human art.
Moash: Ugh, I feel so out of place.
Moash: Everyone can tell I don't belong in a nice, upscale place like this.
El: Don't belong? Why, look at this piece.
El: A man, full of rage at his wife's passing, tearing apart her murderer with his bare hands.
El: Trust me--you belong.
Moash: Thank...you?
In a, um, world where board games have come to Roshar...
El: Excellent. This square is now mine.
El: I look forward to demanding your obedience whenever you cross.
Moash: You're making Monopoly weird again.
It IS El and Moash, after all.
El: I haven't sent you to kill anyone in a while.
El: I worry that I'm neglecting you.
Moash: Hey, you're not responsible for giving me people to kill.
Moash: I can kill people all on my own.
El: That makes me feel better, thank you.
Moash: ...Wow, maybe talking things out DOES work.
I couldn't resist the "Vyre" pun.
El: ...
Moash: ...
El: ...
Moash: ...
El: ...
Moash: I mean, one of us has to make the "he who quiets" joke, right?
El: Shhh!
