#tarucat

[tarusixbeans]

I got adopted today!

My human’s place looks quite nice all around, but the floors! The floor is the best. Perfect for plopping, rolling, slithering, horizontal climbing. It’s the best floor I’ve seen. Lov this floor.

[tarusixbeans]

The other day my human took me to an evil syringe man who put me to sleep and did something to my knee. When I woke up I couldn't walk and I was very displeased with this situation. So displeased, in fact, that the next day I decided to voice my displeasure by giving the evil syringe man an educational nibble on his hand. I think he misunderstood the message because instead of fixing my leg he gave me a necklace. Everything sucks and I hate life, but at least my human feels bad for me so I get lots of treats.

[strategictactician]

Roommates AU tarucat where they’ve been living together for years now, they’re basically a married couple like they have a joint bank account and everything and they’re basically attached at the hip w/ regular roomie hangs, like movie/video game nights, restaurant outings, etc where there’s tons of skinship and cuddling. Cat is basically always Itaru’s plus one to work events and vice versa. They go on couples vacations whenever they can get simultaneous time off. They have drunkenly made out. Many times. But it’s fine they’re just besties, they’re cool.

Itaru gets to the stage where hm maybe he should be putting himself out there u know and starts dating and does not understand why none of them go anywhere after they see his married behaviour with Cat.

Cat, who has been trying to drop hints that they’re kind of in love with Itaru for years, with little success, decides that they should start trying to move on too and also starts dating. Itaru fails to understand exactly why he is upset at this development, chalking it up to that he simply doesn’t like change. Yep that’s definitely it.

[tarusixbeans]

I have a new hobby. I wait until mom is either gone or in deep (deep) sleep (I’m talking 5AM) and I do my best to get this devil’s cloak off my beautiful leg. So far I have succeeded twice over the last 24 hours, but last night my human still woke up put the damn thing back. This treatment is unjustifiable.

I am bad and I should feel bad.

[tarusixbeans]

My naym is cat and after noone wen all the town slow greets the lune

I sleep through lite tho’ numb I seem embracing rest I lik the dream