WASSUP‼️‼️ Can I ask for Ibara x producer reader pwetty pwease? 🥺🙏 - 👽 anon
enstaries, please come to my inbox more often i beg you let me write for your men... ;v; also hello to my first anon!
(reader is gn! reader)
ᵍʳᵃᵇ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᵒᵛᵉʳ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᵒᵛᵉʳ ᶠⁱⁿᵉ !!
dating ibara includes...
he's a pretty good lover, compared to what most people expect.
looking at how he treats his fellow unit mates and coworkers, he's pretty attentive to their wants and needs, i don't doubt that he'd treat his lover any differently.
he doesn't actively hide your relationship; he's pretty upfront about what the two of you are, but he also doesn't go out of his way to brag about it.
his logic is that if he doesn't make a big deal about his fine ass getting a lover, the press won't either. but if they do, he'll definitely find a way to promote eden through it or something lol
considering that you're his lover, there are a few more perks that you get compared to his friends and coworkers!
you get unlimited access to his credit card, and you're granted free services for any of his business that he handles on the side.
ibara takes great offense when you go and buy groceries with your own money, going as far as to confiscate YOUR credit card and pettily demand that you use his instead.
he has all this bank, why WON'T you use it????
he's confused on the fact that you're not particularly with him for money, but for him as himself, but he understands that later into your relationship
secondly, he doesn't use his rich boy laugh around you
we, unfortunately, might never know what he's like with his guard completely down, but when he's at home with you, he will laugh like a clown
he accidentally does let it slip when you blurt out something unexpected, so do enjoy those rare crumbs
three, you're the only one allowed to go through his things.
it was initially, as a way of proving that he isn't cheating on you with the nonexistent woman/man you had a dream of in your sleep, but it turned out that he liked having you snoop through his phone and find the very adorable pictures of you sleeping or holding your head in despair when you look at how much valkyrie or eden went above their budget.
you're just a goldmine of funny expressions and reactions for him, and he does need a good laugh often, so...
he loves you for real, though, trust
i also don't think he'd take you to high end restaurants unless it's some special day or for business meetings!
why go outside when the two of you can be comfy at home and eat delivery food? at least at home, you won't be judged for the near-cynical jokes you crack at each other.
the two of you also make ridiculous expressions at each other, like a grimace when someone says something weird, or a shared deadpan when you encounter someone with nothing but the absolute audacity
he is very jealous, though
he sees you talking with jun for a little too long? he pouty
nagisa is a little too clingy with you trying to ask about a script? he pouty
the twins are quite literally begging for your attention for whatever reason? he pouty
his pout is... also not that cute. just an fyi.
he looks like he's planning their downfall
but he's just
planning on how to be the center of your love and attention, even though you have nothing but a sibling-like relationship with the idols of cospro
no literally, he's seen you and shu bicker about the budget like it's the like piece of chicken for dinner
he has to hold back his laugh when you clock rinne and his nonsense. like yes, please, pop off on the gambler and put him in his place for the next ten minutes.
he lowkey hates it, but the two of you do dress up as lesbians and go out on dates to avoid the press.
look, he looks good in women's wear and with long hair, it's not your fault you're not banking on that discovery, 'kay?
oh and let's not forget to mention he LOVES when you sass yuzuru for whatever reason
you may not really know the full history between them, but all you know that ibara has some kind of grudge against him
whenever you see ibara and yuzuru, a little light bulb lights up over your head and you become the most INSUFFERABLE enabler ever.
When Summoned: Welcome! Everyone come and enjoy the New Year's Sale without pushing or rushing, now.
Summon Line: Happy New Year. Haha, it's pretty chilly today. Make sure you don't start the year off by catching a cold.
Groooovy!!: I think I've pretty much gotten a handle on throwing these ＫＯＭＡ. Alright, time for the next battle. I'll take anyone on.
Home: Did I put this on right...?
Home Idle 1: My end-of-year cleaning? I finished that before we got into the holiday break. I had a hard time in the kitchen what with how stubborn the grime was on the stove and vents...
Home Idle 2: I'm currently asking Sam if he'll stock up on ＭＡＴＣＨＡ. I'd really like to try pairing some kind of sweet with that sophisticated aroma.
Home Idle 3: Rook squeezed onto the shop ads so much flowery prose praising all the products... I don't know if anyone could read it without a loupe.
Home Idle - Login: Over in the East, apparently it's said that it's good luck to catch the first sunrise of the new year. Were you able to see it?
Home Idle - Groovy: Don't go buying too much just because it's on sale. Think carefully on whether you really need it... Alright?
Home Tap 1: So this is the attire for New Year's, hm... The sleeves are pretty open, but there're multiple thick layers around my torso keeping me warm and it's still surprisingly easy to move around in.
Home Tap 2: Ortho is amazing. His sensors can check the inventory of each product in no time flat. It's great working alongside someone I can rely on.
Home Tap 3: If you're looking for mountaineering gear, you can't go wrong with asking Jade. Not only will he show you the high-quality products, he'll also go in-depth into explaining everything... Really passionately...
Home Tap 4: Oh, hey, your nose is all red from the cold. Here, take a heating pack. I have more, so go on, take it.
Home Tap 5: Hm, you want a scarf? Well... Oh, maybe if I ask Sam, he can lend you a spare one. Just wait a sec.
Home Tap - Groovy: Do you have any plans for the winter this year? If not, what if you got a temp job at a cake shop...? Haha, I'm just kidding.
Duo:
[TREY]: Can you lend me a hand, Ortho?
[ORTHO]: Let's finish this up quickly, Trey-san!
If you got to ask Tay a question but the requirement is that it HAD to be silly, what would you ask? I was thinking today, I wonder what her stress dreams are LOL like even though it's been years, I still get the college stress dream (I forgot I was taking a class!) or I get the "I'm late for work but every road is closed and I can't get there!" I'd love to know if she's had a tour stress dream. Microphone won't turn on! She's stuck in traffic! Everyone is in the stadium and she's stuck under the stage! lmaooo
she actually has talked about her stress dreams! granted years ago, but LMAO (also poor girl getting so worked up that brian hiatt was like "therapy?")
the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast
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