Taru the Cat

I am Taru and I have recently adopted a human! They go by shiryawashere on these the internets and will soon prepare a worthy palace for me. I am very passionate about belly rubs.

[aenslem]

worst dad contest

soldier boy

homelander

butcher

Voting ended onApr 16

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

[0ddoblivion]

[justbreakonme]

You know what I fucking eat up every time? The thing where one character is an optimist and the other is a pessimist, and something happens that just, snuffs the hope right out of the optimist, and the pessimist has to desperately try to do what the other has always done for them, cheer them up. I live for that shit omg.

[tarusixbeans]

I have a new hobby. I wait until mom is either gone or in deep (deep) sleep (I’m talking 5AM) and I do my best to get this devil’s cloak off my beautiful leg. So far I have succeeded twice over the last 24 hours, but last night my human still woke up put the damn thing back. This treatment is unjustifiable.

I am bad and I should feel bad.

[tarusixbeans]

The other day my human took me to an evil syringe man who put me to sleep and did something to my knee. When I woke up I couldn't walk and I was very displeased with this situation. So displeased, in fact, that the next day I decided to voice my displeasure by giving the evil syringe man an educational nibble on his hand. I think he misunderstood the message because instead of fixing my leg he gave me a necklace. Everything sucks and I hate life, but at least my human feels bad for me so I get lots of treats.

[tarusixbeans]

My naym is cat and after noone wen all the town slow greets the lune

I sleep through lite tho’ numb I seem embracing rest I lik the dream

[tarusixbeans]

I got adopted today!

My human’s place looks quite nice all around, but the floors! The floor is the best. Perfect for plopping, rolling, slithering, horizontal climbing. It’s the best floor I’ve seen. Lov this floor.

[tarusixbeans]

Aym Taru Cat Ayv caus’d no Cryme tho I was loste for quite sum Tyme

Of Toebeans I Hav more than moste I know not why for att Birth I doz’d

But I don’t mynd A Toe or two Aym gladde to liv and I lov you