#tasty-ribz

[writingjourney]

Not a question but kinda your own 'fic' you showed me on Friday

AHHHHHHH OMG BLESS YOU RIBZ!!!! This is fucking perfect I am screaming!!!!

(We were talking about this post in case you're wondering)

[copias-girl]

Just here to show you something i found 'To Catch a Cardinal' Copia's hoodie

IM SOBBING 😭😭 FR THATS HIS 😂😂😂😂😂

Ok but that text over the random ‘Las Vegas’ in the background has me WHEEZING

[ghostchems]

IT’S @tasty-ribz’s BIRTHDAY!!!

go wish them happy birthday RIGHT NOW! they post the funniest most angsty dang art and we love them for it.

in honor of them i am working on a little thing and here’s a snippet of it.

is it a stand-alone fic? maybe. is it an update? could be. who knows! maybe ribz does 😏

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“Jeff! Shut the fuck up!” Shauna elbows him in the ribs. He laughs and shrugs her off, placing one hand on her shoulder and giving her a strong push. She falls off the tree stump where they were sitting on onto the wet leaves. “Dickhead!”

“Can you guys relax?” Colin huffs from the other side of the fire. They do not relax, instead Shauna launches herself into Jeff’s lap and starts to tickle his sides. “I’m trying to tell a spooky story!!” Colin whines in protest then angrily throws his marshmallow on a stick into the flames. Jeff forcefully removes Shauna from his lap and sits her down beside him.

“Fine, man. Relax” He shrugs and shoves his hands into his sweatshirt pocket. “Tell your story and quick so we can get back to having fun.” Shauna giggles behind him while Colin gives an exasperated sigh.

“There’s supposedly creatures that roam these woods. People go missing all the time. They tried to build houses just outside the woods but the structures would end up rotted out as soon as they were put up.” Colin sounds almost uninterested, his gaze drifting to look at the darkness behind them. “Legend says that witches inhabit these woods… the creatures are their pets and they abduct people and use their bones for the brews.”

“Psh. Boring.” Jeff throws a stick into the fire.

“It’s not witches, though. You know that old building right at the edge of the woods?”

“The Satanic Church?” Shauna asks.

“The… I mean yes, but it’s not… it’s not actually a satanic church is it?” Colin is *thrown off*.

“No, that’s true.”

“What? No way.

“Yeah. It is a Satanic Church or something but they’re nice, ya know. They, like, donate food to the homeless and stuff. They’re good people.” Shauna kicks a few leaves at her feet.

“Oh.” Colin sinks into his folding chair. “Well never mind then.” He crosses his arms and sits in silence.

This is a bummer of a camping trip for all of them it seems. They don’t last much longer, with Shauna and Jeff retiring early to the tent while Colin stays in his chair to watch the fire go out and having to listen to the two of them screw around. He’s not particularly happy with being the third wheel but this time alone makes it all the worth it. He starts to doze off as the night drags on, the fire taking its time… or is something keeping it alight? No, no… that’s Colin’s creeped out brain talking. It’s definitely because they put an ungodly amount of lighter fluid onto the firewood.

A twig snaps in the distance that makes Colin’s hair stand on end. His surroundings are pitch black except for the fire. Wide awake now but he’s sure it’s nothing. That is… until he hears more rustling that only grows closer and closer with each passing second.

“Hello?”

Dead silence.

Colin sinks further into his camping chair and returns his gaze to the fire. A few peaceful moments pass.

And then he sees it. A pair of glowing eyes from the darkness right by the tent.

[emeritus-fuckers]

i'm looking disrespectfully  👁👄👁

WHERE DO YOU GET THESE PICTURES THEY ARE GORGEOUS - Jez

[writingjourney]

Omg LOOK AT THEM AHHHH 😭♡

Thank you so much, my friend, this is the sweetest thing ever. I am so so so in love 😭 ♡♡♡

[emeritus-fuckers]

not really

... The least you know, the better. - Jez

[writingjourney]

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EHEHE. I love you, ribz, you’re the best ♡