#taurus solidarity

[idontreadthesecrethistory]

IM SO GLAD YPU CAN GO INTO 2018 KNOWING I STILL LOVE BUNNY AND BE HAPPY!

I can’t believe I got your message on December 25, 2016, it was sent 212 days prior to that, and now on December 31, 2017, the mystery is finally solved. I have dethroned Velma Dinkle as primo mystery lesbian. Go with God, young Jessica Mike Rabbit, may Gilligan’s-Island-voiced sirens curl into your bosom for all of 2018. May every big band be even bigger than usual, and may no one you are having carnal or romantic relationships with get pushed off a cliff, regardless of if asparagus is season. 

[noctiscxiiii]

truly the best bday gift is having mobs bday only 4 days after

[scabopolis]

Garden party napalmer here. Yes, I knew you were a Taurus, I believe you mentioned it back when there was that horoscope-how you'd kill someone thing floating around. Which totally described me, as least according to my friends. I've been informed I have a tendency to be a little blunt, so I have to work to keep myself in check when I read things that I disagree with, and fight the urge to take misunderstandins personally. It's that instinct to argue.

Solidarity among Tauruses!!! Rah rah!! 

I couple my stubbornness with an insatiable need to be well liked — which makes things…how do I say…complicated? A mental fuster cluck? 

[scabopolis]

Hey don't feel bad about the over-reaction. There are many times I had to ban myself from Tumblr because of my tendency to want to go total obliteration on something I've read. Personally I blame being a Taurus, we tend to want to bring napalm to a garden party. And I'm way too old to be reacting that way, but in some ways we never change.

Did you know I was a Taurus? Because I totally am! I tend to respond rashly to everything — on my best days it’s in my head, on my slightly worse days it’s with a facial expression that says everything I’m thinking, and on my absolutely worst days it’s with an eyeroll and an aggressively aggressive comment (I don’t really do “passive aggressive”).

"Bringing napalm to a garden party" — how I wish I could redo senior year and have THAT be my yearbook quote.