Dec 31, 2017
IM SO GLAD YPU CAN GO INTO 2018 KNOWING I STILL LOVE BUNNY AND BE HAPPY!
I can’t believe I got your message on December 25, 2016, it was sent 212 days prior to that, and now on December 31, 2017, the mystery is finally solved. I have dethroned Velma Dinkle as primo mystery lesbian. Go with God, young Jessica Mike Rabbit, may Gilligan’s-Island-voiced sirens curl into your bosom for all of 2018. May every big band be even bigger than usual, and may no one you are having carnal or romantic relationships with get pushed off a cliff, regardless of if asparagus is season.