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ok,, chill,,

nO, }:)

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Troja and Styx.

Troja: What is the craziest thing you wanna do before you die?

tHE CRAZIEST? wELL, i THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY CRAZY, iF I BOUGHT MY OWN SCHOONER, aND HIT THE SEAS, wITH MY OWN CREW, jUST ME AND MY MEN, aGAINST THE MORNING SUN,,, sO DEFINITELY THAT, }:)

Styx: How would you like your life to look like in 10 years?

,,, sEE THE ABOVE ANSWER,

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1, 3, 11, 18

1:  Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

oh you KNOW he does. he has a few leftover fiduspawn plushes that he tends to keep on shelves, and several pokemon plushes have made their way into his collection. for now, though, it’s a stuffed bull given to him by his ex-mate. it has a nose ring and everything.

3: Ask them to describe their love interest.

in the words of stiyerre nitram:

“lOVE INTEREST? wELL, uH, i DON’T,,, rEALLY HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW, i’VE BEEN KIND OF BUSY WITH WORK, aND, uH, tHERE’S NO ONE I’M,,, sUPER INTERESTED IN? sOME PEOPLE I WOULD CONSIDER, sURE, bUT,,, i’M NOT SURE, rIGHT NOW,”

11 has been answered!

18:  Kissing: tongue or no tongue?

tongue. all good kissing has tongue, and he’s got a strong one.

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10, 11, 20

10: What age do they most want to be right now?

honestly, he’d kill to be 8 or 9 again (18-20 in human years), because those were some of the most formative years. that’s when he was sailing and learning about the ocean, and sometimes he sees the sun setting over the rolling hills and imagines that they’re rolling waves.

11:  They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

spend. that’s enough to hire a ranch-hand, and when he feels the call of the sea, go to the closest dock and rent a little one-man sloop to take out.

20: What do they like that nobody else does?

hard work would probably fall under this. he loves taking care of his cattle and the land they graze, and he loved the hard work involved in sailing. he’s a man who works with his hands.

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but are u a furry tho

i AM NOT TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME,

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its honesty hours poppet you havve to tell em

i TOLD THEM NOW STOP VAGUING IN MY INBOX!!!

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come on dumplin tell em about the nutter butters

fINE! fINE!!!

i’M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL THE STORY ABOUT HOW I MET MY MOIRAIL,

i HAD BEEN INVITED TO A MOVIE NIGHT aND WE WERE WATCHING RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE, iT WAS ME, pADDY, aND I WANT TO SAY NYX WAS THERE? i DON’T REMEMBER,

bUT THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME PADDY AND I MET, sO I DECIDED TO BREAK THE ICE BY SHARING THE SNACK I BROUGHT, wHICH WAS NUTTER BUTTERS, tHE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE,

wELL AFTER A FEW MINUTES, pADDY STARTS COUGHING, aND WE DON’T THINK ANYTHING OF IT, aND HIS FACE STARTS GETTING PUFFY,,, aND THEN HIS GILLS CLOSE UP, aND HE STARTS CHOKING!

aPPARENTLY,,, hE WAS ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER, aND NEITHER OF US KNEW, }:(

lUCKILY, i HAD ONE OF SHOU’S EPIPENS ON ME AND I JUST,,, sTABBED PADDY IN THE THIGH, aND HE STOPPED COUGHING,,, 

aND THAT’S THE INCREDIBLY TRAUMATIC STORY, oF HOW I MET MY MOIRAIL, }:/

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tell em sti light a my wworld fuckin tell em about howw wwe met i dare ya

pATROCLUS GET OUT OF MY INBOX AND COME AT ME LIKE A MAN }>:(