come on dumplin tell em about the nutter butters
fINE! fINE!!!
i’M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL THE STORY ABOUT HOW I MET MY MOIRAIL,
i HAD BEEN INVITED TO A MOVIE NIGHT aND WE WERE WATCHING RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE, iT WAS ME, pADDY, aND I WANT TO SAY NYX WAS THERE? i DON’T REMEMBER,
bUT THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME PADDY AND I MET, sO I DECIDED TO BREAK THE ICE BY SHARING THE SNACK I BROUGHT, wHICH WAS NUTTER BUTTERS, tHE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE,
wELL AFTER A FEW MINUTES, pADDY STARTS COUGHING, aND WE DON’T THINK ANYTHING OF IT, aND HIS FACE STARTS GETTING PUFFY,,, aND THEN HIS GILLS CLOSE UP, aND HE STARTS CHOKING!
aPPARENTLY,,, hE WAS ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER, aND NEITHER OF US KNEW, }:(
lUCKILY, i HAD ONE OF SHOU’S EPIPENS ON ME AND I JUST,,, sTABBED PADDY IN THE THIGH, aND HE STOPPED COUGHING,,,
aND THAT’S THE INCREDIBLY TRAUMATIC STORY, oF HOW I MET MY MOIRAIL, }:/