Heaven and Hell would like to extend their favorably inclined and ominous congratulations to all you mortals who dare to have a good time participate in this event!
The Mod Team would especially like to congratulate @tawnyontumblr on their first horizontal bingo.
You demonstrated a keen sense of perseverance and determination. The Mod Team couldn’t be prouder of your achievements! So we prepared this masterpost to showcase the fruits of your labor!
✘ Human
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Dowling Years, Angst and Feels, Smut, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Roleplay, kind of, Canon Typical Alcohol Consumption, They're both a bit sad, scared, and stupid, First Time, Together at least, Pining while fucking, for tonight at least, Aziraphale Loves Crowley, Crowley Loves Aziraphale, Making Love
Word count: 5905
✘ Staff only
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Shameless Smut, Metaphysical Sex, rescue fantasy, Bad Roleplay, How do human bodies work?, Losing your virginity? maybe?, Post-Scene: Garden of Eden
Word count: 2515
✘ The arrangement
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Osteoarchaeologist!Aziraphale, Natural Scientist!Crowley, CW: for discussions on bones, Bugs, Diseases, two giant nerds in their respective fields, Angst and Fluff and Smut, So much smut, Use Your Words, Loss of Virginity, And lying about it, wait, angel's don't lie?rubbish, first time (in the past and referenced), Pining while fucking
Word count: 19.792
✘ Stay with me
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Fluff and Smut, South Downs Cottage, Making Love
Word count: 2640
✘ Until death
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Or more accurately re-arranged marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship, but on the run, Fake Marriage, God Ships Aziraphale/Crowley, The Bentley Ships It, Bentley is a good horse, Bicker Flirting, Eventual Smut, Making Love, Idiots in Love, awkward virgins, #scared horny and conflicted, Mutual Pining, Sad soldier Aziraphale, Crowley has a smart mouth, sarcasm as a defensive weapon, Consent is Sexy, Pet Names, Fantasy Typical Violence, Minor Character Death, proposed Crowley/Hastur that never happens, Absolutely ridiculous premise, i apologise for nothing
Word count: 30.301