May 9, 2024
"My body is a temple!"
"Ancient... cursed.... crumbling..."
"Probably filled with something evil....."
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"My body is a temple!"
"Ancient... cursed.... crumbling..."
"Probably filled with something evil....."
Bad Guy: *yanks Taylor's head back by his hair, about to kill-* Taylor: *leans in for a kiss* Bad Guy: Woah! What?! *throws him away* What're you doing?!! Taylor: Was that not what we were doing? I'm getting mixed signals... Bad Guy: I had a knife to your throat! Taylor: THAT COULD MEAN ANYTHING!!!
"Hey! Stop that! You're making it harder!"
"Nonsense! I'm making it fun!"
Voice note: "The man you've texted currently has his fingers stuck in glue and cannot come to the phone right now... Waiting for a handsome prince or really nice friend to come save him? QnQ???"
"You know what they say. Any guy can be a father. But it takes a middle-aged man with a big job to be a DADDY."
He's just sitting there. Mask on. Glass of tea in hand. And this strangely long straw comes out of the beak and finds its way into the glass.
“Bend...~”
“And sna-” His mask spins around and hits someone in the eye.
“.......”
Runs.
“So...I was thinking....How ‘bout for the next dance, you lift me?”
“....Are you serious?”
“....I want to fly...”