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"Impossible. Do I look like a mother?"

"!!!--"

"Maybe don't ask the guy planning on putting as many kids in you as physically possible."

#{The World's a Fool} crack #Aletris IC #Cardan IC #Adonai IC

"True love conquers all~ Even restraining orders~"

#{The World's a Fool} crack #Cardan IC #thinking of him in a modern setting and just #sir how have you not been arrested?

"How many kindergarteners do ya think you can take in a fight?"

".... What?"

"Can I use magic? If not ... maybe 5? They can be pretty vicious."

"This is nonsense."

"No, he's right. At that age, they have no sense of restraint or self-preservation. They'll go for the throat."

#{The World's a Fool} crack #Zandros IC #Jibril IC #Taylor IC #Adonai IC

Useless Headcanon of the Day:

Me: Brain: If Cardan really is the Fovos of Beasts, the primordial fear of animals, individuals who cause harm, and monsters, his primary ability would probably be shapeshifting into these various beings... He is literally ALL the monsters.

#{Acts of Worship} nsfw #{gifts of humanity} headcanons #Cardan HC #... I mean ... I guess Alys' monsterfucker status makes sense now...

Useless (NSFW) Headcanon of the Day:

Alys likes making a mess of her partners. Messy hair. Rumpled or torn clothing. And especially, with her lipstick. Smudged kiss marks. Smeared lipstick from kisses. Or even just straight up writing/drawing directly on them with her lipstick.

#{Acts of Worship} nsfw #{Gifts of Humanity} headcanons #Aletris HC #Cardan HC

saiwola

"Wait .... are .... are we not cool?"

on-dragons-wings

"Sorry. Have a policy to not get on pirate vessels. With how many pirates sell people... Also the last pirate I met tried to eat me."

saiwola

"Well. That's a shame. We got some real wild parties on the ship sometimes. As for the other bit ... well, can't really judge without context."

#Zandros IC #on-dragons-wings #Zandros: People do wild shit if they're hungry 'nough.

"I suppose the Draugr aren't the most typical sort of pirates... if you get to know them."

"Bunch of chaotic murder himbos on a boat. Granted. They're not harmless either. Shot down a guard tower last week."

"I swear! That thing wasn't there a moment ago!"

#Aletris IC #Adonai IC #Zandros IC #Alys: It was always there. You didn't see it because the entire crew was hungover.#Zandros: Well... why would they put somethin' like that in the way of my ship?#Adon: Because boats don't typically FLY idiot!

"Wait .... are .... are we not cool?"

#{dissonant whispers} commentary #Zandros IC #Zandros: Xaos? We ain't bros?

"What's wrong wit' pirates?"

#{dissonant whispers} commentary #Zandros IC #Zandros: I think we're pretty cool...

"Good thing Xaos is practically invincible, given he has the survival skills of a toddler whenever a pretty girl's in the picture."

#{dissonant whispers} commentary #adonai ic #We love you Xaos #But please don't willingly jump into witchy blood pits

saiwola

".... It'd probably be very easy for me to kidnap men specifically. I just feel like I could say..."

"'I have a pit in my backyard. Why don't you come sit in it so I can drain you of all your blood'... and they'd probably do it."

"..."

"... Yeah.... yeah, we can go to your pit... Th-this way, right?"

#{The World's A Fool} crack #Aletris IC #Cardan IC #should've reblogged this for boob day

"...What day?"

"Only the best day ever."

"..." Covers herself up more.

#{dissonant whispers} commentary #Aletris IC #Cardan IC #Cardan: They must be celebrated!!

"... I wouldn't say having someone that obsessed with you is a good thing...."

#{dissonant whispers} commentary #aletris ic #Aletris: You want one damn minute alone and suddenly you're the heartless woman who just abandoned an orphaned puppy or something.

"Why do you think I train? For moments like these! I am strong! I will persevere! Sit on my face!"

#{Acts of Worship} nsfw #{dissonant whispers} commentary #Cardan IC #Alys: Who's the idiot that got this idiot so worked up?

@s1lxcs

The cub giggles and makes the weeeee sound and then nuzzles his daddy's face -- nodding at that. "Mhmm!" Clingy cub to his daddy.

"'Kay. I'm gonna need you to prep those big eyes of yours, okay?" Bounces Kasar in his arms. "Ask Alys super sweet and she'll probably cook you up a feast. Sound like a plan?"

#Adonai IC #s1lxcs

saiwola

@on-dragons-wings

This one got Xaos acting like a FOOL

"When is he not acting like a fool around her?"

"Oh. Xaos. Is something wrong?"

on-dragons-wings

"No! Nothing is wrong! In fact nothing has ever been more not wrong than right now!"

saiwola

"... Are you certain? You seem ... distracted?"

"Wow. A pair of tits and I'm just not even here, huh?"

#Adonai IC #Aletris IC #on-dragons-wings

Grabby hands up -- Kasar sees his daddy!!

@s1lxcs

"There you are, kiddo!" He's picking Kasar up and is just gonna toss him in the air a bit before catching him. "Where've you been? You hungry? Zandros brought in some fresh fish. You want some?"

#Adonai IC #s1lxcs

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