Y'all portray Omega as the sweetest little perfect angel
Y'all ain't ready for when she goes crackhead mode
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Hemlock: *evil monologuing* and I will- OW MY FUCKING KNEES!
Omega: GET CROWBARRED BITCH! Thanks for the crowbar, Emerie.
Hemlock: DR. KARR, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Emerie: I don't know, I'm bored.
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Omega, to Rampart: And if you EVER come in here again, with a GOD DAMN opinion, I will shove it so far up your ass, you'll never see the light of day again!
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Omega: Open the door, or I'm gonna... throw rocks through your window, you dumb who-
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Omega: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it. I now have to be physically restrained from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
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Omega: My expectations were low but holy fuck.
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Omega: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Omega: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Hunter: Omega, do you need therapy?
Omega: Yes.
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Omega: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Crosshair: wHat?
Omega: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Crosshair: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
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