#tbpupdate2

[jasper-luminel-blog]

Arena Update 2

Items: 

Pack A, Bug Repellent, Canteen and Iodine, Running Shoes, Salted Steak, 1 Liter of Cola, Goggles, Roll of Antiseptic Bandages, Horsetail Plants, Brugmansia Flowers, Hook, Crown, Suit, Gold Cufflinks, Rolex Watch, Wedding Ring 

Weapons: 

Crossbow Pistol, Six Arrows, Corkscrew, Machete, Ten Throwing Knives, Breastplate

Injuries: 

Split Lip fucking Izara (healing), Arm Abrasions (healing) Side Gash (healing) 

Allies: 

Buggie 

Location: 

Manor Bedroom

Food/Drink: 

 Soda, Donut Holes, Steak

Notable Events: 

Kindle tossed our books to a mammoth, He treated his and Buggie’s infections, Left us, Buggie and I went after the mammoth, slaughtered Mr. Mammy, Went back to the Manor, Read books in the library, Headed downstairs, Grabbed things in a Wine Cellar, Entered Torturing Chamber, Found my Father, Took weapons from Armory, Slept with Buggie in Bedroom.

[kindleknight]

Status Update

Events: I was gifted a few things from an anonymous person! Too bad it wasn’t, you know, WEAPONS LIKE I NEEDED. Also, I left my alliance because they were being little bitches and shit. I mean, I threw the books out the window to save us, but Jasper has such a nerd boner for the damn things he had to go after the MAMMOTH that took them back. I mean, whatever. I also battled a peacock. That was cool, I guess. Found out it wasn’t a Pyramid like TRACKER FRICKEN THOUGHT IT WAS. WAY TO GO MAN. Then I went into a hut and fucking got sent off the ground. I had to crash land the damn thing near the manor where I found some teas. One made my sleepy and another made me feel great as fuck. I made some healing tea and some blister tea. Hopefully the latter brews in time to FUCK SCYLLA THE FUCK UP. Since, you know, she wants to kill me. Oops.

Injuries: A peck wound on my side, a minor concussion, some scratches here and there.

Alliances: LOL

Items: Peaches, baked goods, a backpack, some stones, some Epsom salt, some tea.

Weapons: Hatchet, quills, blister bottle.

Location: Manor Library

Nourishment: half a peach, half a baked good, some water.