Status Update
Events: I was gifted a few things from an anonymous person! Too bad it wasn’t, you know, WEAPONS LIKE I NEEDED. Also, I left my alliance because they were being little bitches and shit. I mean, I threw the books out the window to save us, but Jasper has such a nerd boner for the damn things he had to go after the MAMMOTH that took them back. I mean, whatever. I also battled a peacock. That was cool, I guess. Found out it wasn’t a Pyramid like TRACKER FRICKEN THOUGHT IT WAS. WAY TO GO MAN. Then I went into a hut and fucking got sent off the ground. I had to crash land the damn thing near the manor where I found some teas. One made my sleepy and another made me feel great as fuck. I made some healing tea and some blister tea. Hopefully the latter brews in time to FUCK SCYLLA THE FUCK UP. Since, you know, she wants to kill me. Oops.
Injuries: A peck wound on my side, a minor concussion, some scratches here and there.
Alliances: LOL
Items: Peaches, baked goods, a backpack, some stones, some Epsom salt, some tea.
Weapons: Hatchet, quills, blister bottle.
Location: Manor Library
Nourishment: half a peach, half a baked good, some water.
















