Pokestuck!Dave: How did you catch Caledfwlch? Or was she a gift?
TG: once upon a timeEB: oh no, not again.CG: HERE WE GO.TG: there was this totally cool little kid TG: and this totally cool little kidTG: lets call him coolkid TG: grew up with his cool older brothers and a gang of squirtlesTG: one day coolkid was all like yoTG: my brothers are totes rad and all but why bother following in their footsteps and doing what they did for the third damn time lets be honest shit tends to lose its shine after its already been done twiceTG: kinda like watching avatar for the third time you know at first its all whoa blue glow in the dark aliens in 3d doing really suspect shit with their head tails plugging them into creepy ponyta because why the fuck notTG: when youre watching it for the third time its all eh still blue and shiny and inappropriate use of braids been there done that lets watch shrek again that shit never gets oldTG: coolkid decided to do his own thingTG: so one beautiful sunny morningTG: no actually the weather sucked it pissed rain all day longTG: his big bro took him to route 6 because coolkid would only ever truly be a coolkid if he caught the coolest pokemon everTG: which obviously is a honedge TG: its a fricking ghost sword it doesnt get much cooler than thatTG: turns out those fuckers are hard to catch kind of try to stab you or suck out your life force if you come too close not really the friendliest pokemon out thereTG: long story short by the end of the day coolkid still hadnt caught one boo fucking hooTG: but he did find this abandoned nest TG: like all the eggs were sliced apart and trampled but there was one egg left doing some very intense hatching TG: so coolkid waitedTG: and waitedTG: and wow guess what waited some moreTG: until shazing out comes this tiny little sword TG: how does that even work like seriously do they do an xrated wrestle with their tassels and out comes baby swordsTG: so weirdTG: that tiny little sword was caledfwlch TG: who tried to attack coolkid right away because she was a total little badass TG: like getting poked by a needle TG: which was still kinda scaryTG: anyway tiny baby ghost sword was abandoned and had to fight so hard to hatch and it was fucking hungry you knowTG: so coolkid bribed her with a poke puff and took her homeTG: and they lived happily ever after












