BuzzFeed Unsolved | True Crime | Season 6 | The Macabre Death Of Edgar Allan Poe
Man, I’ve wanted them to do this one for a while. This is exciting! Also, I’m trying to keep these as short as possible for now on. Let’s see how that goes, lol.
Just 18 seconds in and they are already giving each other the fondest looks, I adore them so much.
The facial hair in this episode is something else. Love that Shane is talking about SPORTS! This is a big moment for Ryan, everyone, clap.
“I don’t hate to hear it”
Damn, I have forgotten how awful Poe’s life actually was. My mans has a reason for writing evil paintings and talking ravens. But also he did married his child cousin so lol, idk.
“What do you do when life keeps throwing you curve balls?” “I don’t know, have a nice cry” LMAO MOOD. “You make a gold season of BuzzFeed Unsolved Supernatural, that’s what you do”, “Yeah, I make BuzzFeed Unsolved, that’s what I do” THESE TWO.
Shane’s face at the relationship between Poe and Victoria, oh my GOD. SAME. Yikes yikes yikes yikes. “Bad cousin” yeah.
Every scorpio ever: “I mean, I would forgive. But never forget”
“It’s PoeSA”, Ryan’s expression is half in pain, half endeared, I cannot.
The heroine banter is back, I can’t believe we have come so far we know mentioning heroine will lead to banter jfnvidnfidnir
“I can only imagine you like backhanding someone-- Like a Lord”, Ryan dknvdinvidnifr. He is not wrong, tho. I can’t imagine Shane ever getting physically aggressive at all.
Poe even in dead being made dirty by life is so... I don’t know. This poor guy.
“Ryan Bergara, loving wife.”, “Sure”, “You wouldn’t care?”, “I mean, I’m dead, so...” Ryan wants to be a loving wife, awww.
The day Shane says Día de los Muertos is so caucasian, I can’t stop laughing.
“I’m gonna rip that mustache off your face”, “I want to see you try”
These two throwing shit about ghosts into True Crime and being little shits about it is one of my favorite things in the world. “This is not the season to talk about ghosts. Also, fuck you” JDNFIDNFIFNIR
“Your goal in your thirties is to look weird” Of course it is.