#teaa

[nothirtysix]

the Gorls extremely messy version 1

[every-black-butler-food]

[tiredofmyoldname]

hey back bitch (affectionately ofc)

so uh... any tea?

hey girlllll :3

do you want to hear about how my friend got into a fight bc if not I'm gonna tell u anw

SO. There's this one girl, we'll call her Vacuum because why the fuck not. She used to be part of my friend group but we had a falling out and now literally NOBODY likes this girl. (She deserves it) on top of that, she's also highkey a whoreish type bitch. Like, I'm not slut shaming or anything but if you don't know how many people you've slept with AT FIFTEEN/ SIXTEEN, you have a problem.

So, two of my friends, we'll call them Cement and Lipstick, were planning on fighting her, because Vacuum texted Lipstick talking bout sum "pull up to my house my 21 year old brother's gonna kick your ass" Keep in mind this man is morbidly obese, refuses to get a job, never gets out of his gaming chair except to go smoke shitty weed in his parent's basement, only thing he's kicking is the bucket before 30.

And Lipstick was like girl I'm not fighting no man I'm not letting a man get his hands on me like what the fuck, so she and Cement decided okay, let's just fight her at the school whatever.

Keep in mind, Vacuum thought that she was basically immune to getting fought bc she has some like disabilities or something (not like severe, just some mental issues she plays up for attention) but my friends were like nah bitch fuck that, get humble.

So in history, and this is like 2nd period (too early for that shit if you ask me) Cement and Lipstick are kinda taunting Vacuum, not even saying her name just going "fishy fishy fishy fishyyy" nd shit, and Vacuum goes "call me fish one more time and I'm gonna fight u" and one of my friends was like "okay fishy" so Vacuum straight up grunted mad loud and threw her chromebook at Lipstick's head, missed completely, (keep in mind Lipstick has mad anger issues and this girl can FIGHT because she's from a city school and shit), so she fucking levitates out of her chair like "who the fuck do you think you're throwing a chromebook at" and took her by the hair and pushed her down and began beating her the fuck up, and Vacuum was also fighting, and our history teacher grabbed Lipstick and like dragged her away from Vacuum

And Vacuum started the fight in front of the teacher because she's a pussy ass bitch who can't fight for shit and she knew it would get broken up quick, and then LATER she was talking bout some "I'm getting suspended for 5 days for beating up someone who was bullying me" like bitch YOU were the one getting beaten up and yk damn well you were ASKING for it.

anwww so that's that :)

[21burritoseavey]

[anninhiliation]

my weight doesn’t fluctuate as much as where i hold my weight does? like i’ve been the same number weight for years but like my body type constantly fluctuates. my jean size, dress size, stuff like that changes but the number never does 🤷🏽‍♀️

Teaa like my dress size pretty much stays the same, jeans love to go up and down👀🙄 body shape pretty much stays the same but the weight is like a roller coaster

[heatedrivalryy]

i’m funniest when you’re drunk and i’m sober or when i’m drunk and you’re sober

[fujipixels]

ATTENTION! THE INTERNET! I WENT INTO THE HIGH SCHOOL SAVE OF THE CARTER UNIVERSE, MESSED AROUND WITH STAN AND FOUND MY OLD RESHADE PRESET AND IM SO FUKIN HAPPY HOLY SHIT! I RLLY HAVENT BEEN FEELIN MY POSTS RECENTLY BUT THIS SHIT? THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? HOLY FUCK IM SO HAPPY N PROUDDDD

[nothirtysix]

I was working on something completely different when I was over come with the need to draw Kitty