#teacher time

[squirreltidings]

One of my students has a taste in movies and actors that is just so against my own that it's sometimes challenging to have a conversation with her. Today she extolled the virtues of Chris Pratt's voice acting abilities and I just had to keep a dead pan face and nod along like it wasn't one of the worst takes I've ever heard

[i-am-a-fucking-nerd]

I’m like for real a teacher guys this is so crazy!!!! I’ve got my own classroom and students and taught today and!!!! It’s just wild!!!!!! I’m a teacher :DDD after years of school and stud I’m HERE!!!!!!!!

[fe3h-incorrect-quotes]

Manuela: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called 'Every Time I'm Depressed I Take a Drink'.

Byleth: I'm pretty sure that's just alcoholism.

[squirreltidings]

it’s ugly sweater day at work and one of my kiddos walked in with a Welcome to Nightvale sweater

when I asked where they got it, they said “I have no idea, it just sort of appeared”

and that is right up the Nightvale alley and i’m living for it

[fe3h-incorrect-quotes]

Hanneman: Manuela, you shouldn't drink before class.

Manuela: What? It’s just water.

Hanneman: ..Then why does that look like wine?

Manuela: Damn, Sothis did it again!

[fe3h-incorrect-quotes]

Byleth: Let's go get drinks or something.

Manuela: Happy Hour doesn't start for another hour.

Byleth: How can you tell?

Manuela: I can sense it in my soul, like a dog senses a tsunami.

[fe3h-incorrect-quotes]

Hanneman: Are not.

Manuela: Aren't.

Byleth: AIN'T

[fe3h-incorrect-quotes]

Byleth: ..Why is the syringe filled with glitter?

Manuela: Anaesthetic.