He called me.........drunk?
Ok so y’all know st. Patrick’s day was a couple days ago and I worked that day so I didn’t have any plans. On my break I looked through IG and saw everyone drinking of course and then I saw Marks IG story and he was getting drunk too and from the look of it he seemed drunk already.
Anyways I go on with my day and finally I’m off work. Now I got off at work late like at 11pm and then I went home laid and chilled for a little before I fell asleep. It was about midnight when is started getting a call. I was like wtf?
So anyways I look at the screen and it’s MARK and I didn’t answer right away cause to be quite honest I didn’t believe it. I thought he had dialed me in accident and was gonna hang up but no. It kept ringing so finally I pick up and I’m like
“Ugh hello?” And instantly Mark is screaming in my ear!!!!!
“Oh my god (my name) you answered!! I knew you would” and I instantly started giggling cause like wtf you know?
And so I asked him like “oh what’s up? Why’d you call me?” And he was like slurring his words and basically just said how he just wanted to talk to one of his favorite people. Instantly I asked (which I don’t know why I keep doing this) “where’s your wife?” And he’s like “pfffft” he said he didn’t know. That they had gotten into an argument and she walked away somewhere. So of course me being a dumbass I told him “you should go find her and apologize” and he started laughing talking about how I didn’t know what the fight is about so how do I know he’s wrong.
And it’s a fair point but still you know? So anyways he’s like “forget about that I’ll talk to her later when we go home. I wanna know what you’re doing” so I told him about my day and that was it. Next thing you know he cuts me off in the middle of the convo says he found his wife and he’s gonna talk to her and so he said bye and so did I.
When I hung up I just laid there looking at the abyss and said
Wtf was that?
