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Tales from Dating! ** Browsing through pictures and profiles, I stumble upon this one girl and this happens **
Whoa! This girl looks like Adele! I don’t know if I should start setting fire to the rain or be rolling in the deep. lol
**I sit on this for a few minutes**
Alright, F it! What can go wrong. Let me message her and say “Hello... It’s me.” haha! Nah, that’s dumb. What if I just start the message as, “Hi! *blah, blah, stuff from profile, blah blah* Question - Has anyone ever told you that you look like Adele? Have you downloaded 25?”
Yeah, this sounds alrigh....... ... wait a min..... What if she takes that as an insult!? I mean, Adele is so talented and she’s come a long way (looks-wise), but would she be offended? Hmm... What if SHE was the shallow one!!!??!!
**Another minute or two passes**
I don’t even want to initiate contact with her anymore, but i’m curious to see how she responds! Dammit! Ugh. F this! Dating blows.
**opens up iTunes and plays “Someone Like You”**