#teacuphoneybee

[koffinrott]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team: jackie, chase, and henrik!!

OH NO! WHAT TORTURE IS THIS?!

Oof! This one is hard because Chase is my BOY, but I also have grown to really love Jackie and Heinrik?¿?!! Hhhhhhhhhh.....

Kill Henrik. (I'm sorry)

Betray Jackie. (BABY I'M SO SORRY)

Keep Chase for my Zombie Apocalypse team!!

😭 There you monster! I hope you're happy with this answer! 😭

[henrik-von-schneeplestein]

maybe chase/jameson if you're still doing the ship thing?

Sure!! 

Wakes up first: JJ, he’s a morning boy :)

Sings in the shower: Chase, JJ sadly can’t sing but loves to listen to his bf even though he’s highkey tonedeaf

Makes breakfast every morning: Usually JJ, just ‘cause he’s awake first

Is the first to think about adopting/having a child: Chase is probably the one that brings it up; JJ likes the idea but is always worried he won’t be a good dad

Gets sick the easiest: JJ :(

Loves to cuddle: They BOTH do, so much!

Falls asleep on the couch while they’re watching a movie: Chase - JJ loves all sorts of movies and watches them all the time, and Chase is a tired boi who can’t stay awake for all of them

Is super clingy: They both are! They just wanna be around each other all the time!

Thank you! :)

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my opinion on these headcanons

[lilakennedy]

∞

euphoria - bts (jungkook)

I hear the far away ocean

Across a dream, over the horizon

Going to that place that becomes clearer

Take my hands now

You are the cause of my euphoria 

[henrik-von-schneeplestein]

weird quirks + chase or henrik?? :O

OOH! I couldn’t think of any for Chase off the top of my head but as for Henrik something that’s actually canon but I rarely see people talking about is that he sometimes intentionally mispronounces words in silly ways (”caffaffastiche” instead of caffeine, for example) and it’s always been my headcanon that he started doing it to make his kids laugh. 

On the subject on Schneep’s canonical quirks he talks in the third person A LOT. I actually counted during the Trust Me I’m a Doctor video once - that video is about 12 mins long and, not including him introducing himself at the beginning, he refers to himself in the third person TWENTY times iirc.

[henrik-von-schneeplestein]

ooo henrik? c:

sexuality/gender headcanon: bisexual cis guy

otp: schneeplebro owns my entire heart

brotp: Jackie and him would definitely be great friends bc their jobs mean they cross paths a lot but honestly I think he’d be closer to Marvin.

notp: I don’t have one 

random hc: by far the best part of that ego ask game I made going around is that I’ve seen multiple people validate my “he’s a great singer but too embarrassed to sing in front of people” headcanon. The other egos only find out bc they hear him singing a lullaby to one of his kids and then they all try to get him to sing karaoke but he refuses... he’ll sing to them if they’re sick or sad though big softie

favorite pic of them: I can’t find the one where he’s laughing and fixing the headphones that one’s soft but this is still a damn good photo

[henrik-von-schneeplestein]

28? :O

28. Number of tattoos/piercings? (I’m thinking, like, ones that they would choose to get, so putting aside the ones Sean has)

1. Chase - LOTS of tattoos, has his ears pierced, used to have his nipples too but Stacy made him take them out because he was ‘too old for them’ jfhjdhf2. Marvin - has one piercing in one ear and three in the other, probably a few tattoos as well3. JJ - I think he has a couple old-timey tattoos he’s holding out on us!4. Anti - the gauges, but for some reason I don’t think of him as having any tattoos5. Schneep - maybe one or two tattoos6. Jackie - maybe one tattoo that has a lot of meaning. Pain doesn’t bother him but he wouldn’t want something random on him forever, he’d be really particular

Thanks for asking!

[henrik-von-schneeplestein]

25!!

LOL omg 25 is fucking “Dude’s A Beast” by Sean & The Gregory Brothers 😂that’s so funny

Send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the corresponding song in my Spotify Most Played Songs of the Year :)

[henrik-von-schneeplestein]

jameson? :O

Yay - happy jj preesh week!!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: his willingness to learn

worst quality: tends to bottle up his feelings

ship them with: I really wish there was more ship content with him and any of the other septic egos- they’re all really cool! But I like JJ/Marvin a lot

brotp them with: Schneep

needs to stay away from: yeah gonna be Anti again - I just don’t want him to hurt the BOYS

misc. thoughts: JJ is such a fascinating character because people have such different interpretations of him - his character, his story. I think they’re all super interesting. 

Thank you!!!

Send me a character and I’ll answer these questions :)