"Complainers" is a dogwhistle for anti-trans sentiment on retail

I am over 25 and I'm still cringe. I know all the AC players names because I'm autistic this blog supports desegregation based on gender, including in sports

[altadorheadcanons]

would anyone believe me if I said I wasn't into sports IRL?

[questions-about-blorbos]

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[switch]

okay. look. can we put aside the "what does fyora even do" "what has fyora done right" jokes for five minutes.

can we get fucking real here. i don't care about the "we're making a constitutional faerie council democracy luxinia. we're doing the wreck it ralph ending luxinia it'll be great." line in this context. that's fine, great, whatever. but king altador (with a similar level of influence outside of his own city and whose dealings with tdf also bled out into the rest of neopia repeatedly) is fine? king roo is fine? lord darigan AND king skarl (who kinda sucks) who both got to keep being king after everything that happened in the wars of meridell are fine? king kelpbeard (whose city was also destroyed and kinda sucked) is fine? king hagan is fine? king jazan is fine? shenkuu's emperor is fine? nah this one woman just sucked so bad tbh she was such a loser failwoman so we had to get rid of her entire all-female monarchy line lol.

besides queen amira this was the ONLY other monarchy position, or position of structural power in general, held solely by a woman, on this goddamn website and it was the ONLY all-female position! even the lands with non-monarchy leaders have male mayors or otherwise (neopia central, moltara, kiko lake, krawk island, whatever's happening on kreludor)! if fyora really fucked up that much worse than every king who fucked up, fine, have her step down and choose a successor, that's fine. but addressing the element of "faerieland has a weird level of influence in inter-land affairs" by getting rid of the only all-female monarchy and leaving all the shitty dudes in their places sucks! it looks shitty! and yes obviously i don't actually LIKE monarchies, and yes, in reality an all-female monarchy wouldn't suddenly make a monarchy Good, and sometimes writing them out works, but we are writing fantasy world with approximately twenty other Good Fantasy Monarchies^tm happening concurrently, all coincidentally led by men, and did you think this through how this would look at all!

[adobe-outdesign]

[stardust-teaparty]

The highlight of this plot to me. Been waiting for this moment for DECADES!!!

[adobe-outdesign]

[adobe-outdesign]

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #headcanon twice a day.

[9ofarc]

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

[memories]

Sally sells #neopets by the sea shore.

[altadorheadcanons]

certified gem in the tags

[memories]

Sally sells #neopets by the sea shore.

[memories]

The day I started posting about #trans headcanons was the best day of my life.

[adobe-outdesign]

So currently on Neopets:

If you do up to 100,000 cumulative damage to Vocivus (the current plot boss) you get several very good awards

Vocivus started with 850 mil HP, but players almost killed it within 12 hours so TNT boosted it to 3 billion

For players with untrained pets, grinding up to 100K points can take hours, so it's best if it doesn't die too fast

Elite battlers really like Vocivus as it provides a genuine challenge on account of having randomized element immunity and healing from light attacks

Therefore, people on the Neoboards have been "feeding" it light attacks to make sure it doesn't die too fast and have been petitioning it to stay as the "pet" of the Battledome Chat

Some users have also started a psudo-cult worshiping it so now the boards look like this

As of three days after its release it still hasn't been defeated because of this

[adobe-outdesign]

[neopianangst]

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[immaplatypus]

HAPPY PRIDE MY FELLOW NEOPIANS

[illegaltruffle]

kep bonnefie and osielle lidel hanging out and encountering paparazzi probably