Jan 24
Grundos Cafe but it's a maid cafe run by Dr. Sloth and his commanders and the Virtupets team is forced to advertise it.
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Grundos Cafe but it's a maid cafe run by Dr. Sloth and his commanders and the Virtupets team is forced to advertise it.
i want to tell you about bunny 🍅🐰🌈 he's a 50 year old nonbinary trans man and commander garoo's assistant/right hand. she seems innocent at a glance but loves doing evil like a cartoon and has a big red evil button handy in her dewlap that makes things blow up sometimes. she was a skunk cybunny and transmogrified himself out of loyalty to the virtupets empire, disregarding the fact that cybunny potions weren't perfected yet, resulting in their current appearance and fur loss. they can be cruel and a pretty big threat to the resistance, but tend to wimp out when backed into a corner. bunny and garoo are dating for some reason but nobody dares question it... especially around garoo 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🌈🌈🌈
art by butchromulan (twitter)
That Thing came from the Unknown.
this comic by agentsaepenon (NT issue 185, VirtuAgents) has lived in my brain rent-free since I saw it when I was 12, I wanted to archive it. The way Cobalt's ears unroll in fury the second panel and she has to roll them back up grouchily in the fourth is such a great character moment. Sadly there were no comics after this one, as far as I know.
Smash or Pass: Commander Garoo
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Smash
Pass
Cons: I'll be real with you dawg. I think he's just going to throw you out the airlock
My I request a toxic core Commander Garoo (from Neopets) stimboard please?
Commander Garoo stimboard with toxic stims (i also added chemistry stims i hope you’re fine with that!)
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[A small group is standing around the shattered remains of a coffee machine.] Commander Garoo: So... who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know. Galproxx: ...I did - I broke it, sir. Garoo: *sighs* No, no you didn't... Garoo: Parlax...? Parlax: Don't look at me! ...Look at Grimilix. Grimilix: Wha– I didn't break it! Parlax: Huh, that's weird... how'd you even know it was broken? Grimilix: ...Because it's sitting right in front of us... and it's broken. Parlax, squinting: Suspicious... Grimilix: No, it's not— Parlax: Well, if it matters - probably not - but ah, Sophix was the last one to use it. Sophix II: Liar, I don't even drink that crap! Parlax: Oh, really? Then what were you doing next to the coffee cart earlier? Sophix II: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everybody knows that, Parlax. Galproxx: O-okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it sir. Garoo: NO. Who broke it? Parlax: ... Grimilix: ... Galproxx: ... Sophix II: ... Ylana Skyfire: ... Parlax, whispering: Commander...? Skyfire's been awfully quiet. Ylana Skyfire: REALLY??! Parlax: Yeah, really. Ylana Skyfire: Oh, Fyora... *fighting breaks out* Parlax, internally: (Heh heh heh... little do they all know that Yurbot broke it - it burned his hand, so he punched it.) Parlax, internally: (If Garoo can't get everyone calmed down soon, then I bet within ten minutes everyone will be at each other's throats, ready for war with a robot pygui's head on a stick.) Parlax, internally: (Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.)