Did you know that snipe eels have an average of 750 vertebrae? That's almost 23 times the amount humans have! Anyways, are there any Xornoth headcanons you need an excuse to talk about? Because this is an excuse to talk about anything you want. Many good days and nights to you! :)
Oh yes yes I mean I kinda need to even out my headcannons bc of my last post about xornoth 😭
Crack headcannon is included in this.
Xornoth is scared of shrub in a way that a collage frat boy pretends to not be scared of bugs. Like kinda freaks out if she starts going toward him, which just picturing it is hilarious. I mean it doesn’t happen often cuz I see shrub as batshit scared of xornoth but yeah
They have the crunchest fried hair to ever exist and like super dry skin. (I mean this kinda makes sense from that post I was talking about Xornoths scars)
This is bc Xornoth straighten it WAY to much even they were still an elf
Here’s my fav one about xornoth :3
He sleeps like motherfucking Dracula, like unironically. Arms crossed, straight, non-moving, even the two teeth sticking out.
Fun fact about this is that anyone who has the lucky chance of seeing xornoth sleep once in 100098382929 years it freaks everyone out.
Cause guess what? They also rise like fucking Dracula too. And yes this is just an evil perk
