#teatective

[crunchsoup]

[mintteaandmemory]

Elemental, my dear Flora

@atetheapple

[ flora doesn’t know much about how real detectives work. she knows a lot of mystery novels and weird noir films, though. ]     [ unfortunately, the colourful little office isn’t really like a noir film, so she’s a bit thrown off at first. ]

oh, um, hello? they said i could just walk in, i hope i’m not interrupting.

“Oh no, not at all! Please, do sit down!”

[Brenda said, putting down the teacup she had been sipping. She could tell that the young woman seemed to be rather confused upon entering. Brenda didn’t hold it against her: unlike some detectives, she very much preferred to decorate her office with many flowers and avant-garde furniture.]

“Might I tempt you with a cup of tea?”

[maltedchocolatemilkshakes]

Picture Sherlock using these on his crime wall instead of ordinary pins

[thealogie]

At What Cost would be a good name for a fic, actually, (though it leads itself to angst which, YIKES,)

it would have been a good title for the show actually but that would have really tipped us off as to what was about to happen to our lives

[kinklock]

John kink shaming sherlock for being a bat I CA NT BELIEVE

asjhbdjaknfc Sherlock: I can turn into a bat

John: I godda kinkshame 

[kinklock]

I JUST GOOGLED FELCHING WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYW HYW HYW

hello yes it is I, your parent, 

[kinklock]

your TAGS about alienlock. ASHLEIGH! PLEASE ! HELP ME !!!!!

IS SPACE ...REALLY THAT LONEL.....Y.......

[kinklock]

teatective replied to your post “i love the x files episode with frankie from grace and frankie ”

i should watch x files

frankly yes