#teatraffic

[moonsandloons]

I know I’ve posted this before but I’m still thinking about it. What the fuck is wrong with them

[mooniemakesart]

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Now where have I seen these objects before

[phightingships]

TEATRAFFIC!! (Pwnatious and traffic)

okay. Sits down. It the BEST SHIP. Okay. It has everything! One sided beef, OPPOSING BUSINESSES (traffics shop and pwns shop being, as far as I can tell, basically right next to eachother,) color palettes that go RLLY well together!! Not exactly complimentary but maybe that’s for the best. Anyways I think. They’re cute. Ok. Give me pwn that finds themself getting soft for traffic and spoiling him. Ok. Give me Pwn kind of learning to find joy in connection with other inphernals rather than just in their wealth! Let them learn to love! Ok. Anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk

ok!

[phightingships]

hi it’s me teatraffic anon rising from my grave. It’s been ages. Ughhhhhh my yurilings…

some fluffy stuff because I can’t form coherent thoughts: -Traffic’s jacket has an EXTREMELY fuzzy neck, Pwn loves burying their face into his jacket and suffocating themself. -They own a cat together, a scruffy tortie that Pwn compares Traffic to (very lovingly). They found her behind Traffic’s shop one winter day. -When they first starting catching feelings, the occasional hangouts between the crossroads shopkeepers (broker, zuka, ghosdeeri, etc.) were VERY awkward, usually because they involved alcohol -Pwn is a lightweight when it comes to alcohol (anyways holy moly has this blog grown since I’ve last lurked here. One ship having 25 posts is completely inane)

welcome back and yeah

[moonsandloons]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Traffictea shippers gather around me I will provide for us

[phightingships]

Hello it’s me teatraffic guy!, I’m BACK with more self indulgent SLOP!!!!! When pwn and traffic start dating, pwn IMMEDIATELY starts spoiling Traffic with teas and fancy treats that he probably could not otherwise afford (traffic probably flips some of the teas for weed money, he doesn’t particularly care for tea) and Traffic is ABSOLUTELY skeptical at first, not really used to so much attention from Pwn, even though they had been good friends for a while before they made it romantic. They obsess over clothing Traffic properly as well, insisting that dressing nicely when they’re seen together is very important to their image. (They do let go of this as they get more comfortable with him, but still enjoy getting nice clothes for him occasionally.) anyways I know I’m talking too much about my gorgeous non-binary monarch Pwnatious so. Some traffic stuff,,,,, i guesss,,,, Traffic closes up his shop half an hour earlier than Pwns does, and he often goes over to Pwns shop and hangs out with them while they close up shop. Anyways Traffic taking off their teapot mask for them and covering their face with kisses when the shops fully closed up. Is anyone hearing me

you will be heard. I think

[moonsandloons]

Traffictea is hard to write because I can TOTALLY imagine Pwnatious being head over heels for him and being all flustered and nervous and having no fucking idea what to do but Traffic is so chill that it is. Genuinely difficult to imagine him in romantic situations. Bro just stands there. Bro just fucking stands there.

[moonsandloons]

Hey I heard we were being normal about Traffictea here uhhhhhhhhhh tell me a bit about how normal you are about them /silly

https://www.tumblr.com/moonsandloons/799225666225750016/rhrgrhrhrhehrve-brb-dbsbbebehehjehehe-theyre?source=share

Talked about them there because someone else asked but I will answer you too with even more ramblings ☝️

Thinking abt the mini comic with them a lot because it’s really queer, first of all. Traffic goes to talk to them and Pwnatious is sleeping and its like. That could mean nothing. That could mean NOTHING. They could just be sleepy. They could just be a lazy dumbass. But I keep thinking like. What if the daily pressures they place onto their own shoulders are what’s making them tired………. >.>

I think it would be. Fuckin CRAZY for them to start dating. Because Pwnatious is SUCH a perfectionist, they hold themself to the HIGHEST standard, and Traffic???? Just does not care in the slightest???????? So they’re freaking out like “I have to be perfect for this guy” and Traffic is like “bro I could not care less what is happening”

Pwnatious to me is like. There are some people they don’t care for (ex. Poor People) and they don’t care how they present around those people. They’ll be mean, rude, ugly, they don’t give a FUCK !! But then there’s like. Their parents. Or important business partners. And then their brain is telling them they can never be good enough, they have to try so hard to impress those people.

And Traffic starts out in that first class, someone they’re willing to be rude to and spit on and just do NOT care for, and then they start dating and they do like a full 180 and they’re like “Oh I have to be perfect for him” and he is so confused??????

Also. Traffic. Absolutely showers them with love and affection and attention. Unconditionally. Without expecting them to work for it. And Pwnatious has never felt that, so their first response when he compliments them is to be like “I hate you and I’ll murder your family >:(“ but then they feel so guilty because that’s the Guy They Have To Be Perfect for and they keep trying to make it up to him and, again, he does not care at all he’s like “It’s okay dude chill 😭”

THANK YOU FOR AMSING THANK YOU FOR ASKING THANK YOU RHRHRHRHGRGR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥