THE BAU AT A PRIDE PARADE
SPENCER: Wearing a shirt labelled ‘Twink.’ He doesn’t know what it means, but a nice lady at a merch stand just handed it to him and it matches his purple scarf, so he thought ‘why not?’
PENELOPE & LUKE: Made friends with a group of fly drag queens and followed them to a karaoke bar. Both wearing multiple feather boas and… somehow covered in glitter? Both get up on the bar and start dancing the Second Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’ starts playing.
EMILY: Is hungover from last night’s exploits at D.C.’s answer to the Pink Pony Club. A pair of cunty sunglasses protect her eyes from the white hot sun, and she holds her pounding head as she follows JJ through the crowd.
JJ: Five strawberry daiquiris deep and is not looking back. Thinking about how nice Emily’s hand feels in hers, and is too drunk to hide it. May have agreed to join some sort of coalition or movement? Who can remember, she can barely see.
ELLE & TARA: Have had way too many shots of tequila rose and have devolved into a fit of hysterical laughter. Taking turns hyping each other up as they twerk to Chappell Roan. Tara constantly sends drunken, sappy voice notes to Rebecca.
MORGAN: Wearing a shirt that says ‘Ally’ and dirty dancing in the middle of the parade.
HOTCH: Wearing a pair of sunglasses and a neon green ‘BRAT’ shirt. Penelope bought it for him, and after she ‘accidentally’ spilled her drink on him he had no choice but to change. Externally, he is stoic and serious. Internally? Rocking the fuck out to Madonna.
ROSSI: Has signed each and every petition offered to him. Just following the team around in his dad shirt and soaking up the vibes.
GIDEON: Sat on top of a pride float with his binoculars just watching birds.
EMILY: Bought a planner diary labelled ‘the gay agenda.’
TARA: Didn’t know whether to be offended or delighted by the prospect of an ‘LGBTini’ cocktail, but it tasted incredibly good.
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