Dec 10, 2020
“ well gorgeous, you’ve been rerouted to the office of too fricken bad ”
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“ well gorgeous, you’ve been rerouted to the office of too fricken bad ”
@techkitten / starter call
“you don’t have to babysit me, i promise.” there’s just a little bit of a pout on the corners of her mouth. the expression doesn’t help the ‘you don’t need to babysit me’ thing.
she scrunches her nose and winces.
“it’s friday, and we don’t have a case. you should pass me the wine.”
absolutely , nonnie ! alexys deserves all the love in the world !
anonymous sent : @feliciityqxeen / @techkitten is such a positive spot in this rpc and deserves all the love and kindness in the world.
‘ have you had . . . water at all today ? ’ / @techkitten
@techkitten said: “I feel like I should say something, if only to avoid a lawsuit.” @ hotch !
❛ actually . . . ❜
setting the files in his hand down neatly on the edge of his desk , he stands and turns his full attention to her. his features , absent of intent or intuition , remain set in place , but his fingers twitch at his sides.
❛ it is my expert opinion that this would be the precise time NOT to say something , penelope. nor would that ever be a good reason to do so. ❜
but then . . . there it is. the slight twitch of his lips , the glint in his eye as he slips his hands into his pockets.
❛ should i read you your rights as a refresher ? ❜
@techkitten - Alexys, my love, my darling. Decided to send this now so I could spend some proper time with it before the chaos of the holidays hits tomorrow. It should come as NO SURPRISE to you that being your SS was an absolute joy because YOU are an absolute joy. I adore you OOC, and as you damn well know, I love your penelope so so so much. But getting to do this, getting to spend time going through and reading so many of your posts and really getting to live with your writing and stuff for the last few weeks was so wonderful and only made me love her even more. I hope we can continue writing things forever and ever and I hope you have a Holiday season as wonderful as you are. I’m so glad this silly old long dead fandom brought us together. - @j-reau
@techkitten - Alexyssss !! It’s me I’m back. I took a long walk through your blog today AND your old blog like the FBI agent that I am and to be real honest, I could just get lost reading all of your stuff. I already told you I love your penelope but this was my first time taking a long, hard look at your dialogue specifically, pulling it out and letting it stand all on its own. And I just love it. It made me love your portrayal all that much more because it doesn’t even need the inner monologue and narration for me to know exactly how well you know your muse. I know this is such a weird and small and not complicated thing but I loved when you had her say “hey---hey” in a reply, softly to someone, because for some reason that double hey just was a perfect penelope-ism for me. One that I never would have realized was so much part of her arsenal until I read it and her voice just was there. But some of my very favorite Penny lines of yours were “i can’t remember, did we go over whether or not phone sex was off limits by army standards” and “i hope you all know i’m getting departmentally mandated trackers implanted in all of you.” I especially loved that write up about her reaction after 15x05. The thing that sticks out to me is really how you balance her playful, flirty, occasionally out of line stuff with true earnestness and compassion. I never feel like she’s being flirty just to do it, or that her nicknames and jokes overtake her emotion. Her emotions are still so real and raw underneath her quips and her very Penelope vocabulary and I know that can’t be an easy balance to manage but boy, do you ever. When I have a second, I’m making you a real present with my favorite line on your blog from Penelope to Emily: “you gave me hope first , i’m just returning the favor, babe.” Thanks for punching me right in the heart. Stay awesome, baby girl !
@techkitten liked for a starter
“We shouldn’t have done both the cold brew and the wine on the same day.” The six hour difference between the two just simply isn’t enough. Is it possible to be very sleepy but be very quick about it? “What were we thinking? Penny, we’re smarter than this.”