#technically correct quote

[wanyk555666]

Mick: You have the right to remain silent.

Sid: But do I have the ability?

[incorrect-games-we-play-quotes]

Honey, nervously standing next to Lillian, a few feet away from her dad: ...... Lillian, nudging her and whispering: Go on, ask. Honey: ....... Lillian: Come on, I'm right here. Worst he can do is say no. Honey: Dad... Can... Honey: Can Lillian and I go to Ohio to hunt down the Loveland Frogman?!

[esser-z]

"The McElroy brothers are ... experts ... their advice should ... be followed. ... Travis ... he's a sexpert ... there's a degree on his wall"

Clint McElroy, MBMBAM intro

[wanyk555666]

When they're 555, but you're not 666:

[wanyk555666]

I would pay the guys from Slipknot to personally beat the shit out of me

Then I would go to a hospital with a huge smile permanently plastered on my face

[wanyk555666]

You know what- I'm gonna say it!

You are a people!

And do you know what that means!?

[incorrect-games-we-play-quotes]

Te: I always knew I’d get fired eventually.

Te: I just assumed that when it happened, it’d be more literal than this.

[incorrect-games-we-play-quotes]

Pocket Goth: But you know what we can do with the curse rune, Juniper? Pocket Goth: War crimes! Juniper: Stop trying to get me to do war crimes, Goth! You know I don’t want to do war crimes! Pocket Goth: Sorry. I got excited about the war crimes. Pocket Goth: I love war crimes.