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Wars: the creator of tiramisu died
Twilight: what do you mean isnt tiramisu some old ass japanese thing
Wars: i. its italian
Twilight: WHA-
Wars: WE HAVE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE
Twilight: WHY IS IT ALWAYS IN ASIAN RESTAURANTS THEN
Wars: we cant keep having the same conversation
Brosmýr: My Lady, ye seem to be havin' a bit o' trouble waking up in the mornin'. Is there anything that I can do t' help with that?
Taiba: *nat 20 charisma roll* It would be easier with you waking up next to me, I'd think
Brosmýr: I've heard that leavin' the West window open--Mother Maria, My Lady
Baltic +Poland Shenanigans
Estonia: *evil laughter* You fool! I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
Latvia: —Let’s see him name five famous people and I’ll name five birds, I’ll name a hundred birds!
Estonia: Nobody wants your birds, Latvia!
Latvia: PLEAAASEEE!!!
Lithuania: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Poland:…Buchya didn't!
Lithuania: Just realizing that I’m the kind of pretty only girls think is pretty.
Poland: I don’t think I’m pretty, I think I’m extrordinary. Boys and girls, tell me what you think…
Who wants me! I don’t want a relationship.
*sips drink*
Poland: I want your money!
Lithuania: What happens when you drink the potion?
Estonia: After you drink it…you turn into ligma!
Lithuania: What's ‘ligma’?
Estonia: *Grins deviously*
Poland: So what did Stacy say yesta'day~?
Lithuania: Po, I'm not really in a position to talk very much right now.
Poland: Aoww, ye jus' bein' coyy~!
Latvia:…😧You’re gay🤯?!
Estonia:…🤨You’re gay😒
Lithuania:…👀You’re one of them queers🧐~?
Poland:…Euhm~, 💅Ur girly pop✨! Euhm~!
Random Russia:…👹BÆAAÃ4RRUFF👺
Poland: Oh, this is taking one million percent of my concentration right now.
Latvia: Alright. For me though, I could fuckin’ tell my life story, here we go—
Poland: Really?
Latvia: —At age six, I was born without a face.
Lithuania: Here’s my letter of resignation, you can roll it up into a tight little wad and shove it up your dick!
Lithuania: Do you want this open or closed?
Lithuania: He needs to learn some morals and values!
Estonia: Look at him and tell me there's a God!
Poland: He made me in his own image:D
These four people create the PERFECT friend group. Right, guys?
Latvia: No, I can’t have coffee with creamer in it, it makes me shit my pants.
Estonia: DON’T BE A PUSSY! What, are you going to let milk run your life? “Oh yes, Daddy Milk, I will do whatever you say!”
Lithuania: Hey! You don’t have to drink that. Stop trying to make people shit their pants!
Poland: I'm Harry Styles. Sorry, you said you shit Japan???
Latvia: Estonia? Estonia, you're an asshole, man.
Estonia: You are what you eat, Latvia👈👈😎
Estonia: Wow, it sure does smell like wrong-dog in here!
Lithuania:…oh, buddy…
Estonia: *Laughing/crying*…Ask!
Estonia: Latvia looks like some rye bread that a cape got on.
Latvia: *deadpan* You look like if Hepatitis was a person.
Lithuania: *Laughter*
Lithuania: Why are you handing me trash?
Poland: It's not trash, it's a sympathy card.
Lithuania: This is a CVS receipt, on the back of which you wrote ‘Zoinks, Scoob’ in crayon.
Dean: I can’t be without you.
Sam: Still doesn’t make it cute that you followed me to the bathroom.
[on a date]
N: can you carry enough beer to intoxicate a horse?
Date: uh... no...?
N: *tossing down napkin and standing up* i'm done, you're paying
N: ammonia and bleach?? you're telling them to mix ammonia and bleach??
Pasta: they'll have bathroom fixtures that'll shine like the sun
N: Pasta, that's the recipe for mustard gas
