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Techno: mines some redstone and uncovers a block of blackstone bricks under his base
Techno: immediately grabs two smoothstones from his chest and covers it up
And then he tells us not to worry about it?? Is he secretly working on a subplot for the dream smp???? What the HELL WAS THAT
No one’s gonna talk about Techno breaking the all-time Ace Race record? Even winning like half a minute before second place? Ok. Guess I’ll carry.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh no. Oh no. “Can you call ____ a nerd” has become Technoblade’s “can you say happy birthday?” and “can you say hi to ____?” After some time I legitimately kept rolling my eyes and sighing in exasperation each time someone did it.
But hey. At least my boy is getting PAID.
I love these men
Techno really went fuck them kids and said no family dynamics and I applaud him for it